Chicago White Sox

Fucking play the kid! Maybe we get lucky and he hits a HR.

Must win game today

Two years ago he just got here and barely had a chance to install his offensive philosophy. More importantly, two years ago there was a juiced ball and that allowed for different approaches to be successful. This is classic Steven Stone water carrying and the dude needs to simply STFU when it comes to his Twitter usage. I seriously doubt there is another professional sports announcer who spends the bulk of his time ripping his team’s fanbase.

Dude must have 100+ based on what he’s tweeted in the past.

Can we fire Stone too? What a fucking tool.

This offense sucks a fat you know what

Claim him and get Franklin out of retirement and we got ourselves the modern day bash brothers!

Let’s try to score more than two runs today. And maybe, just maybe we get one of those home run things.

Man, it’s been a fun season for the big five offensive prospects.

After the botched deadline, Hahn acknowledged the lack of power was our biggest problem and word for word said “ball go far, team go far”. Meanwhile, he’s done absolutely NOTHING to address this issue and has maintained the hitting coach who famously said “fuck the HR”. It takes a special level of incompetence to know what your main issue and refuse to do anything to address it.

I recall hearing those rumors and I know he was accused of using bots in the 108 tourney, but no idea if any of that is true.

I mean, they literally thought Harrison would be a good platoon partner center with Leury because he can technically bat LH. They just don’t get how platooning works.

And cost effectively nothing. Andrew fucking Dalquist probably gets it done.

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Initial speculation was Conforto would be limited to DH duties if he comes back this season FWIW.

Cool…he’s a quality UT guy. We should have added a legit everyday 2B.

I will bet money he does not hit 2 fWAR

Groundball city!

2020 Eloy actually crushed RHP…we need him back to that level if we want any chance of a playoff run

Eloy is heating up!!

Unfortunately Hahn kept the all B tier OF prospects who busted and cut the one who appears to be a useful major league player

Rick Hahn has the balls to say this but still doesn’t fire Menechino despite this issue persisting for 4/6 of the season:

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He’s surprised that a team led by a 80 year old who fell asleep in the first inning yesterday lost some of its swagger?