Chicago White Sox

Here.it.comes...

Oh shit, the gun show!!!

We badly need a run here. I think Robert jacks one this inning.

Let’s not get into semantics Richie, I just want a base runner.

Ball four base hit

Grandal needs to make up for those passed balls right here.

Come on Yoan!

Knob Creek

Fuck this, I’m switching to whiskey.

I thought we traded Narvaez in the Colome trade? Mostly joking...

My god

This offense is the real deal.

I called it, he definitely tied his shirt up nicely there!

Yes, Timmy!!! Time for Yoan to tie this shirt up!!!

Come on Timmy, keep this shit going bud!!

There we fucking go!!!

Fuck my life

Delmonico time!!!!!!

Or that, sure!

Eloy single...Robert double...Delmonico dong...

Yeah this sucks a fat you know what.

Need to get at least one more here.

Jose battling. And I like that pony tail beard thing on him.

Need to capitalize here.

I would have gone with Mendick and that’s not hindsight.