DirtySox

Huh?

Both options are pretty terrible. But at least one should play passable defense.

Did not expect that, given how terrible Cordell has been in the minors with the White Sox.

Clevinger looks filthy. Kudos.

Pssh. You expect reasonable takes in a game thread?

My impression was that he would eventually be starting this season and would be eased into it via the bullpen. Could be wrong though.

I believe I read somewhere he is going to open the year coming out of the bullpen. Unsure of the affiliate.

Oops. Thanks. If this keeps up, the top 3 bats might end up being Adley, Vaughn & Bishop.

Bishop 0 - 2 with 3 BB so far today.

Even Stone saying the pen should be going.

I wish all gamethreads were this fun.

13 swinging strikes for Gio thus far.

Who the hell is this Giolito guy? When did the Sox sign him?

Timmy time.

Can we just have Yoan/Timmy/Eloy/Abreu all hit in some sort of sequence so I can change the channel after that?

Lucas getting swinging strikes on his fastball also a very good development.

I will take more of this particular Lucas Giolito please.

This White Sox team putting on a defensive clinic early in the year.

Hngh.

Holy fuck. Yoyo. I'll keep watching if you keep doing these baseball things.

Wheeee.

47 fastballs, one swinging strike for Lopez today.

Better capture.

He destroys baseballs.

Haven't checked Bishop's line lately, but currently .427/.545/1.034. 14 HRs too. Wow. 20 BB to 15 SO.