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QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 08:32 AM) No matter the topic, I always have to look up something from your posts because I have no idea what it is. Today it's that word, yesterday it was Fuzzy Zoeller. I feel like caulfield is the the wise man on the mountain of SoxTalk. Always gives long winded, rambling answers with stuff you don't know in it, but there's wisdom in there.

I always felt like these thread titles were yelling at me.

This is a stupid, stupid plan.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:26 AM) It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. It's like RAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaAAAIn on your wedding day It's a free riiiiiide when you already payed It's the good advice, that ya just didn't take But who woulda thought, it figured?

My thoughts: f*** it. It's White Sox baseball. They can be good. Good enough.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 10:14 AM) How Carols Boozer decides what to yell. http://sportadore.com/Away?u=http%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FcuHD244q

Wichita State's player in the dunk contest had a motorcycle backstage if he advanced. And he didn't even get his first dunk off.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 12:24 AM) I thought Cowley and Peavy were feuding not so long ago about the internecine warfare in the clubhouse the last 4-6 weeks of the season, and Cowley claiming that Ozzie said Peavy basically quit on him (conveniently omitting the fact that Ozzie quit on the White Sox franchise, its fans and Reinsdorf). There's absolutely ZERO way in h e double hockey sticks that Cowley got any of these quotes from Peavy recently. It's like one of those doctored political ads where they take single words or phrases from past speeches and quotes and change it into something altogether different for dramatic effect. Ridiculous.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 05:47 PM) I can't believe that didn't get veto'd by the league. I know, I just kinda sat there. I thought maybe if the other guy was a complete idiot, he'd take Gordon + Beachy/Hudson/Floyd/Zimmermann for Kershaw, let a lone straight up. My friend didn't even suffer in the OF too much with Francoeur, Gardner, and Maybin as backup OF. It's worth noting the other guy was really desperate for offense, but he went from stacked rotation (Kershaw, Hellickson, Buehrle, Shields) to an OK rotation and a slightly not as bad offense.

QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 29, 2012 -> 12:09 AM) He's literally lit on fire and smoked? Yes.

QUOTE (MAX @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 11:56 PM) But is he entertaining? I'd say no. His motives are too transparent in my opinion. I would actually say that Maronotti (spelling?) was less transparent. 1) Not transparent and clearly biased 2) Not entertaining 3) Tries to abuse status as journalist 4) In summation, he sucks.

Cowley is a bad journalist.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 10:53 PM) The White Sox will play baseball in Chicago They will primarily wear white, black, and gray uniforms You're f***ed on Sundays.

Booz and Taj came to ball tonight. Scal is in. Still literally the Human Victory Cigar.

My one thought after posting that is "Damnit. Pedro Cerrano could speak better English than Ozzie."

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 08:33 PM) Well, they are pretty good at hitting straight ball. But curve ball, is no good. So Jobu take fear from bats. Jesus Christ, Paulie likes him very much, but he can no hit curveball.

PK has everyone giving tribute to Jobu.

I know everyone hates when people talk about their fantasy teams, so this'll be worse but it's baffling. My friend asked me to advise him for his frats fantasy league, so I figured why not, not much time commitment. He asks today if he should trade Mike/Giancarlo Stanton for James Shields. I said no. Then Alex Gordon for James Shields was what the guy asked for next. I said "Ask for Gordon + one of your pitchers (Beachy, Hudson, Floyd, Zimmermann) for Kershaw" from the guy. The guy ended up trading him Kershaw for Alex Gordon, straight up. I don't understand.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Mar 28, 2012 -> 09:19 AM) if i had to put my money on it, I would say Hockey - Basketball - NFL/MLB(cant decide which would go first) That's how I see it, with MLB going last. But please no. I like to keep the field (not OF wall, side walls, etc.) free of ads. That includes the uniforms.

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QUOTE (MurcieOne @ Mar 27, 2012 -> 11:36 PM) This was one of those instances where the injury wrote it's own jokes.

HOW DARE HE INSULT THEO!

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Mar 27, 2012 -> 10:37 PM) That the text explicitly says she is dark-skinned provides humor to the disgusting racism of the comments. If the book was race-ambiguous, why is it such a terrible thing for her to be black? Yeah, Rue and Thresh we're specifically mentioned as dark skinned. And Cinna, well, I imagined him as white. But it's never said and who can complain about Lenny Kravitz? He was great.

QUOTE (bucket-of-suck @ Mar 27, 2012 -> 10:02 PM) It is so WTF-White Sox to name Santiago as the closer. Son-of-a-b****. Where's that at?

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Mar 27, 2012 -> 08:27 PM) Lebron dislocated a finger on his non shooting hand. His ring finger.