Quin

Sooner. The answer is sooner.

It Getz you moving.

Also this topped the r/StupidFood subreddit, but people were defending the hell out of it.

Eh, for a stunt shake in a ballpark, it sounds about right. My wife and I are considering a trip to Chicago this summer and we both were like "ah, yes. A reason to go to a Sox game."

Jordan Leasure. His grandpa had the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Seeing (cool) next to Chad Kuhl is funny in a vacuum. Not on the 26-man.

Who do we think is the first person off the roster? Can't pick Lee since Stassi will bump him off upon return.

AJ ain't never getting hired by Reinsdorf

I find it hilarious that Merk felt the need to tweet this. Like, "guys, don't worry. They won't forget to do it before Opening Day."

My brain wants to tell me that that's photoshopped. What the f***???

I mean, I'm convinced that 2022's harbinger of doom was Giolito cruising...then getting hurt. Then bullpen holds steady until Bummer loads the bases. Liam comes in and can't get the out. Oh hey, Vaughn launches a homer! Victory is in sight. Liam gives up the lead again, but they get out of it...until Baez points out that Pollock let the ball bounced out of his glove, hit the wall and then back into his glove.

Math hurt brain

New reason to go to games

Does Maldonado get the ball out of the infield?

Pedro says something dumb pre-game

Like Chisoxfn says, if Arizona trades to a QB needy team (the smoke right now) or trades Kyler (unexpected), I can see it. But making it past five other teams and taken after Naber and possibly Odunze? They'd have to have monster pro days and GMs thinking they're smarter than everyone (which...fair).

Is it legal for Caleb Williams to get MHJ to rip a bong hit an hour before the draft

MHJ goes to Bears at 9. I see nothing wrong or click baity here. https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2024/story/_/id/39788246/2024-nfl-mock-draft-tannenbaum-exec-first-round-32-picks

The White Sox are gonna be a team players bang down the door to join so they can experience financial fuckery.

See, we know that was Hahn's MO. Getz just DFA'd Pillar and then re-signed him to save a miniscule amount of money.

People: Please don't rush the guy with a 4+ ERA at AA and AAA, especially because you'll be losing a year of service time for a notoriously penny pinching owner. WestEddy:

Here, let me put on my eternal optimist hat that the Sox have trampled into the dirt: Crochet: Crazy stuff, finally get to see him start. Soroka: Good when healthy. Fedde: KBO Fedde sounds like a good comeback story. Nastrini: Turning Lance Lynn into a quality starter with quality stuff is a fun follow. Realist hat that the Sox have given me: Crochet has never been stretched out Soroka is pitching Moncada. They both had great 2019s. The difference is that Moncada also had a good 2021. Fedde: He was the MVP of a league with AAish talent. Nastrini: God, please don't rush him. If we're throwing a guy with 19 IP and a 4 ERA in AAA into the mix immediately, well, idk what that means for the much vaunted "depth" that has been assembled. Chris Flexen didn't belong on the other list so he goes here.

You say this like a challenge

But did they go FASTs