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It would be very White Sox to flaunt assembling starting pitching depth, then begin the season with no fifth starter, then sell starters for cash considerations.

Ok, but hear me out: The absolute majesty of TLR getting booed and how angry it would make JR feel.

Jake Cousins we hardly knew you.

I think the Pillar contract proves that Getz is going to the biggest Yes Man we've ever seen on the South Side, which was probably part of the "we need to hire Chris so badly we're not even going to entertain the Selig rule" pact.

Never seen a team so smooth

Anyway, Mena went 5 IP, 0 ER, 6 K, 2H, 1BB I don't care if it's one start and 3 games into a 162 game MLB season, I am salty.

But how fast is he compared to Martin FASTs Maldonado

I can only thank Greg

Our RF of the future pulled. Great.

DEJONG BONG HIT

While I don't mind this, the dude cannot stop talking about he's a foodie and also had a campfire shake on air. Like this is very much his thing.

You know I'm shook because I'm following the Reno-Vegas box score to see if I should feel validated.

I'm giving Schriffen time to adjust, but if you don't like this, I've got bad news for you

Lmao, Tigers booth is digging into the campfire shake. This thing is the highlight of the season

The day it happened?

Tigers broadcast is just focusing on it. Did a tight shot of his face in the dugout as he walked in the clubhouse and he's just...idk man. How you get hurt so much doing routine things.

I remember watching a video of Herm explain how he stressed working on "pre-hab" to prevent injuries. Did they like...ban stretching when he left?

Switched to Jason: "Eloy walking out the box. Wondered if he's hurt himself?"

C U L T U R E

Such a no brainer.

I know what you're getting at, but it's not like it was a big secret.

France and England unite!

I know Colas hit well at AAA last year and that it's a bandbox, but him hitting a homer today is amusing.

So, Shuster and Speas got some fun ERAs at the moment