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The executive that oversaw Popeye's development must be furious

When I was like, 5-years-old, I loved poppyseed muffins. Then my mom was like "watch out in case you get drug tested." It's only been the last few years that I've begun enjoying them again.

No one is in shambles after a DeBong hit for victory.

I know Schriffen is gonna get better, but this dude is really into standing.

Oh God he said it @Dick Allen

Ah, Laz is the ump.

Yoan heard us saying nice things.

John: EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET People behind home plate: Sitting

Sign him Jerry!

Lol, the Sox lose Kamka so they use a recycled Cuda tweet on air

DEFENSIVE WIZARD MARTIN MALDONADO

Idk man but marrying into a Penn State family, every time I see them play football, I ponder this question

Lmao no they aren't

Tomorrow they announce the campfire ice cream nachos

Greg roasting the Sox is something I didn't realize I needed in my life. Cheers Greg ?

Plot twist: he was only there to try the campfire milkshake

Why are we talking about Brad Keller? This is the Clevinger thread.

Chris Getz is a knob

C U L T U R E U L T I R E

My only joy this season will be when, apparently, TLR is made interim and booed to kingdom come by 5,000 fans.

"teaches baseball the right way" was the stupid ass phrase. Then he went into his spiel about David Eckstein sucking at every aspect of baseball but being good somehow.

Look man, their social media team has an Herculean task of finding fun wherever they can this year. If that's a silly rain delay animation, so be it.

Not gonna hold much against Garcia at the moment because that ball has to be impossible to grip. But it'll be really funny if the best two relievers are two of Hahn's last acquisitions, but they're also guys that are cheap and not pricey signings.

Hey, he put up a 6 WAR once upon a time! ignore that he and 4 others were traded for Bummer coming off one of his worst seasons