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Alize now out. Coby's trying to come back and Javonte is a small possibility, but the Bulls are asking the league to postpone according to KC.

Traditional: Any instrumental version of Carol of the Bells. Contemporary: Sadly there's studio recording of this: So, instead, this: Novelty: And if that doesn't count, then this:

Except one of the elephants is this:

Counting Caruso's hamstring and Pat, the fully healthy players from the beginning of the year are... Lonzo, Vuc, Alize and Marko. Edit: Forgot Bradley

I don't know. But Stanley Johnson proves it's an environment where it's actively spreading.

Stanley and Ayo out. Just postpone the game for fuck's sake.

This team is either about to pull off some wild bullshit...or lose some games that would bum us out. PG - Lonzo / Dotson SG - Zach / Ayo SF - Brown / Cook PF - Stanley / Alize / Marko C - Vuc / Bradley They'd still whoop any team from the Jimbo era.

I have no idea how the Bulls get in on the Pacers sell-off, but they should.

We should play baseball like how it was meant to be played...without gloves!

Before their injuries, a Glasnow-for-Madrigal+Heuer trade would have been laughed off of this board as completely unreasonable/the Sox overvaluing their players.

The Lakers thing to me is cause LeBron is stuck in the 2010's superteam NBA. The current strategy needs depth to pair with 1 megastar + Robins or 2 stars, but despite winning with that strategy, LeBron wanted to punt all that depth for...Westbrook.

@bmags used the term fanfic for the Machado negotiations, but my god the fanfics for Hahn trades is nauseating. How half this board thinks the trade went down:

I checked Sportrac and it seems like he'll be an early bird restricted free agent. https://www.spotrac.com/nba/chicago-bulls/cap/2023/ I do not understand the NBA cap / understand why the Bulls just flat out hired a capologist.

This team is a bunch of walking highlights. (Typing this right after Ayo's 4th quarter lob to Lonzo)

Booster shots y'all

Hahn can probably call Dombrowski about trading a "bearded closer" for a "disgruntled on social media shortstop" and prospects, but if they leave a paper trail or use names, the Bulls get fined a second round pick.

Again in 5 years.

I never knew about the end of his White Sox tenure, especially it being due to his feud with Santo (per his autobiography). Maybe without a layoff his numbers become indisputable.

Recognizing the Negro Leagues as major leagues is just about the only good thing Manfred has done.

Fucking finally.

Then the Lonzo dagger. I know we keep talking about the teams attitude, but DeMar, with the hot hand, could have kicked to Zach — a little less open, but the high scorer. Zo makes the three and the whole team goes wild. Including Zach. They just want to win and support one another.

I mean, Giolito is slightly taller and currently without a sport.

He has to be traded another team, released, and then sign with the Bulls. Either the Bulls tamper hilariously hard after just getting caught or they get extremely lucky.

Maybe for Cohen and Rogers, but the others should cut down on the expensive food and high-priced women if financial demands from a labor union are making the owners so concerned about their income.