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Actually, Bulls won that flip. They were enamored with Luka. Dallas winning is the one scenario that I actually actively dislike.

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I mean this is the most brutal one of all:

And Colson Montgomery, Bryan Ramos, Nick Nastrini, Jordan Leasure, Oscar Colas, Ky Bush, Jake Eder, Jacob Burke, Dominic Fletcher, Zach DeLoach, Prelander Berroa and...wait.

Like at this point I'm convinced they've got a waiver to inject Amaya with steroids.

Amaya has 18 lives.

You may notice that signing Fisk was 44 years ago and the 2005 team was 20 years ago and collapsed within 2 years.

Co-signing. What JR is doing is despicable. What Nutting is doing is a different level of abhorrent malpractice altogether. Hell, they disrespected Roberto Clemente. If JR does one thing right, it's respecting franchise legends, with Loretta's Lounge being the big, notable blunder*. And that's a vendor vs. the greatest player in franchise history. *I'm sure someone is about to bring up another instance. I just can't think of one off the top of my head.

Monday is (unfortunately) interesting!

Pretty sure they have to cut Taylor now.

I'm happy for Elko, but if Schriffen says "legend" one more time I might start the #JailTimElko movement out of spite.

With a completely straight face, "The Wichita Whacker."

Step 1: Done

Cubs lose after falsely claiming the Pope. Sox win.

The Dash saw their shot and took it

Obvious Shirts had a "SOUTHSIDE RAISED, ROOTS FOR THE NORTHSIDE" shirt up immediately. Then got clowned. They've since added Sox themed ones, but left up their other Cubs themed ones including "Go Pope Go."

We're really about to find out if God cares about sports.

1) Tim Elko gets called up 2) Rakes 3) Nicknamed The Father Make it so, Getz

The Cubs fan + a few of my friends reveling in the original Cubdom is sending me

Do you know what fun is?

Boom baby.

If so, the Cubs really owe the Cardinals.

Meet in the middle.

Look man, as a Jew with Catholic grandparents, this is dangerous ground to tread. But I'll allow it.