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We're not allowed to have nice things.

I forget that he's on the team every single day

Please put Schultz in bubble wrap

Vargas with a stand up double.

Getz can quit his boy 🖤🖤🖤 Also, considering the minority owner with ties to Clevinger is supposedly gone, this is Getz and JR's burden.

This is what happens when Chris Getz tries to field a team of David Ecksteins Chris Getzes

If you don't like that, you don't like White Sox baseball

TLR is whatever you want him to be.

Yeah, the notion that the Sox have smarter batters than the Yankees or Cubs gets nuked to high heaven when you consider everything.

By the way, they're now ranked 15th in O-Swing% and 9th in Z-Swing%, so no longer top dogs.

I stand by my statement 9 days later.

The quote out of Spring Training was the cry of man who wanted to leave. Obviously, his best ticket out is to play well, but the malaise that has to settle in for every player after an extended period time has to suuuuck.

It's about to get worse. Twins calling up top-100 prospect Luke Keaschall as lineup’s injuries mount: Source

I say this unsarcastically - didn't they just make big deal of Fuller going to Charlotte?

Greg is the guy who calls into radio, says something to get hosts heated and says "I'll hang up and listen" from Kansas where a move wouldn't affect him.

Ok, I guess Martin Perez is currently in the lead

The Campfire Milkshake is looking pretty good right now.

Donald Sterling and Dan Snyder were worse owners than Jerry and those fanbases have bounced back just fine.

Getz is convincing lots of smart people that he has a master plan. The plan:

Ryan Fuller at work

Upset about being traded Best shape of his life Revamped swing Former Top 40 prospect getting a chance Incredibly talented hard worker Dude got the whole platter of puff pieces this offseason and he still sucks

Once he gets DFA'd, other teams will realize they have to let other White Sox players hit and guys like Vargas will flourish.

I'm thinking a Sammy Zavala caliber hitter.

I can't wait for Andrew "Cruise Control" Vaughn to get us a Top 50 prospect out of absolute nowhere at the deadline.

Dallas Keuchel was famously a proven winner until he couldn't pitch