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For anyone looking at the URL and thinking six months from now, it's six months from his Jan. 29 surgery.

I can't think of the last time a league collectively humbled a dude like this. If he doesn't get picked in the 4th, I think he could fall out of the draft. If you're a head coach do you want to bother with Shedeur's online fanboys and ESPN's screaming heads (Kiper, Stephen A.) banging the table that your backup QB needs to start games all while Deion starts publicly angling for your job?

I love Seth Rollins.

My friend texted me and he didn't understand why I was confused. Hyped but confused.

I'm wondering if they're waiting to see if Elko can do this for one more month since he's a .babip merchant (which, to be fair, he always has been) with a 30% strikeout rate (which has also stayed consistent). He's finally walking this season, which is good.

Obvious answer now is that they trade Caleb and draft Sanders.

The fact that there's a special round of picks and they are the only picks that can get traded and their pool counts towards the larger pool is so fucking stupid.

This will cause so much chaos

I don't know Cali, but if they did, you and your retrospective crystal ball certainly would claim credit for predicting their ascent back in 2013 when Luis Robert was playing for Ciego de Ávila in the Cuban National Series.

Yeah, Crochet trade was baller. Pretty much an inverse of Cease. I was so bummed Boston took Teel one pick before the Sox in the draft, so that was perfect.

He saw what happened to Moncada and Robert and took Ozzie's "can't pull fat" to heart.

I mean Braden Montgomery is demolishing the ball.

Ok, note to self: Go ballistic and Getz's boys will have good games.

Sorry, I'm gonna keep going because the team on the field is such a walking embarrassment that Getz deserves to be roasted over a volcanic flame. Acting like he's the first GM to have their hands tied in the history of the sport is laughable. The Rays, Orioles and Guardians are infamously miserly and succeed, in large part due to their farm system. Sox couldn't get anything from theirs - and guess who was in charge of it? I don't want to hear that he had his hands tied blah blah blah, because then his entire hiring process just makes him out to be a conniving little weasel whispering in Jerry's ear that "if only Kenny and Hahn are gone, THEN I can do my job!" He's a walking, talking peter principle. When you look at his career holistically, he can't scout. He can't trade. He can't develop. He can't sign free agents. He can't hire. He's so desperately clinging to the guys from the Crochet deal (which any GM should have nailed) after botching the Cease deal. He's banking on Hahn's last acquisition in Quero. I'll actually give him developing Sosa. Sosa finally looks like a win.

Yes, but the unsuccessful dinglehopper was hired specifically cause there was no time to lose with a classic rebuild, then he immediately was telling people that they could compete in a woeful division like the AL Central. Before you say that he's hired brilliant baseball minds that are buying into his Master Plan, that's basically become the new the money will be spent. Until tangible results happen at 35th and Shields, they're currently on track for the two worst single season record in MLB history. Getz is on track to be the worst GM in history. People aren't sad. They're angry cause a guy with no bona fides got put in charge after he was part of the problem and he's continued to show that he was indeed part of the problem.

Thanks Kenny Hahn Haber Hostetler Grifol Benetti Eloy Moncada Anderson Madrigal I can't believe they all failed Montgomery.

10th pick is why there was absolutely zero fucking reason to divebomb last season. They literally couldn't tank. It was just pure suckage from Getz and JR.

I stand by my point that a better org takes these guys (while they were still young and developing) and absolutely crushes it.

Idk man, 25 at-bats seems like a large enough sample size to make a rational take.

Honestly, if you're gonna be bad, get weird with it. This would make them somewhat more interesting to watch.

Chris Getz has taught me that if someone comes along and convinces my workplace to switch from Outlook to Gmail, that alone should not qualify them for CEO.

God damnit that was so smooth.

Keaschall was immediately a problem.

Schriffen: Luke Keaschall looks like he's gonna be a problem. @WhiteSox2023: Let me tell you something.

Clevinger $100M/5 years