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My wife and I screamed laughing. HOLY HELL. IMMACULATE VIBES.

That's some Brisker-Eberflus vibes right there

Savagely?

They're above .500 for the first time in 2 years.

Lmao, I'll give Schriffen that stand up.

The quality of fan

Booser's dueling hair/beard color combo is fucking with my head

I guess it's not a thing after spring training?

Korey Lee should have challenged the ball for the laugh.

Nicky Lopez pitching. Schriffen about to cry with joy.

LENYYYYN

Could hear some guy yelling to him to get hurt again.

MLB.TV working now.

Umps are big mad about reviews, huh?

I've never said a bad thing about Slater ever. #1 target for a reason.

Settlers of Catan is 30 years old, c'mon guys.

I was in a meeting what did I miss

Somehow despite knowing Iriarte was who they traded for, I searched for Berrora when checking the DL info. I edited that post cause yeah, that was stupid.

I figure I'll just make this now cause we're already boggled by decisions and Opening Day hasn't even started

Also while we're at it, the Cease trade: Soft-throwing righty that needed Tommy John Hard-throwing righty with control issues that needed Tommy John 30-year-old reliever that has been DFA'd Young CF prospect, but didn't hit above .200 at A+ ball "Best package offered" EDIT: Got Berroa and Iriarte mixed up. I've got my issues with Iriarte, but he is obviously a lot higher ceiling than Berroa.

Something something new, stellar hires something something revamping the org. Either these hires actually suck or they've just made a solid year and a half of bad decisions due to bad luck.

I keep thinking about Jeff Cohen's tweet from a while ago (Jeff is a great follow, for what it's worth). The guys in Chicago (outside of Benintendi and Robert) are the glorified taxi squad. So what the f*** is Charlotte? *Obviously the pitching part of his tweet got decimated by injuries/continued bad after a month + the infield will be fun to follow. I'm strictly talking about the OF here.

There is no answer for this that makes a modicum of sense. Taylor and Jankowski can't hit their way out of a paper bag.

I legitimately think they fell in love with his catch last year and were like "we must have this man."

The White Sox as constructed aren't a major league team.