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QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 07:38 PM) Why does Hawk add the s to Tank? No clue.

Jesus f***ing christ. AJ has pop this year.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 03:31 AM) http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...6040100006.html 3) Played for the Piratese But no, just not the same thing.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 02:51 AM) Sounds dumb, but some guys are just slow. Paulie should be proud he's overcome that to make it in the big leagues and be a zillionaire. Tons of baseball players who can HIT never get a sniff because they can't run and scouts get out the gun and laugh ... and don't draft them. The joke was that Prince Fielder has enough mass that his momentum carries him. Hip injuries make you waaaay slower. I was never fast, but serviceable, then when I had my knee injury and tried to play through it, it blew out my hips. I still have a nice first step, but after that my hips get real tired, real fast.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 01:15 AM) I haven't worked for a professional newspaper yet, but the staffs I have been a part of in HS and college were never like that. Yeah, everything a writer does is subject to change by the editors, but I find it hard to believe a writer submits a story with no title, and the editor makes his own. Highly doubt it. Like I said, the paper I work for down here requires we submit three different headlines.

QUOTE (sunofgold @ Apr 15, 2012 -> 11:31 PM) So mechanically what makes Fielder faster than Konerko? Doesn't it come to how fast your move your legs. Legs are connected to your hips. I dunno, momentum?

Paul Konerko is seriously the man. If anyone thinks not, f*** them.

I love the Bulls.

I don't care. We won the series against TEH MOST UNBEATABLE TEAM EVA.

Why did WGN zoom in tight on that depressed looking girl? The f*** ?

QUOTE (Marty34 @ Apr 15, 2012 -> 10:12 AM) I was afraid to answer the question because I might not know more about journalism. Yes, but students have to work for Newspapers here to pass Journalism classes. I'm sorry it's no Kent State.

Oh Captain my captain.

QUOTE (Marty34 @ Apr 14, 2012 -> 07:40 PM) You obviously don't have even the simplest understanding of how the newspaper business works. The writer of an article is not responsible for the headline. Hence the above statement does not work. Sorry, my experience here at the University of Missouri calls bulls*** on this. I have to submit 2 or 3 headlines per article.

Suck it, all baseball analysts.

f***ing Fox.

I want to keep this team together for at least 2 more years after this. Build the second roster with overseas assets/Jimmy Butler types (the guys who can ride the pine and learn)

The #7 on a Bulls team just imbues the wearer with swag.

I got AJ 2nd all time for Sox catchers, between Fisk (1st) and Schalk (3rd).

Double-nasty.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 11, 2012 -> 01:55 PM) Normally, one wouldn't say this move would provide a defensive upgrade, since Beckham was fan-f***ing-tastic on D last yera. Fixed

That was nasty.

http://www.sportspickle.com/news/12179/con...what-stalin-did

If our offense is even OK, this will be a good year.

QUOTE (ScottyDo @ Apr 11, 2012 -> 12:51 PM) Remember that one season we stubbornly started Pierre over De Aza for no good reason?

De Aza is pretty damn awesome.