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That game was a yikes.

Fuel for the haters

It wouldn't be a Lance Lynn start without 7 earned runs.

Hanser Alberto did this same exact s%*# with the Dodgers. He would be terrible for weeks on end, then have a 12-15 series with 3 homers. Stats can lie sometimes.

Someone needs to give Lance Lynn the Ol' Yeller treatment. Dude's cooked. Washed. Done.

Yea but they have TWO hits. So there's that! ?

Why is Colas still in AAA? Did something happen that we didn't hear about? Disciplinary demotion? We have a replacement level 1B in RF while Colas is hitting 390 in AAA.

Cease clearly doesn't want to be traded at the deadline.

* insert choke emote *

Drive down player value? Generally being a dick to Sox fans?

This ump and Jerry Reinsdorf are buddies. You can tell. Probably.

My wife had an emergency appendectomy when she was a kid when hers burst. She also had to have a part of her large intestine removed. She's struggled with maintaining weight ever since. I hope the White Sox have insurance on that contract.

Get well soon, Eloy.

OK maybe you're right. But he was decent. At least, on paper.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Post deadline waivers. KennyGM claimed him to prevent a division rival from also doing so and got fucking burned hard for it.

maybe Luis Robert & Yoan Moncada can some day join other White Sox pariahs Alex Rios & Javier Vazquez

Caufield hates/hated Rios, and it hurts to say it, but the comp is strong.

Tilson represented everything wrong with the Hahn experience up to that point. Lose on purpose and fill out the roster with better-run org's cast offs. I'm sure Tilson's a good dude, but figuratively speaking, f*** that guy.

He pitched well tonight but the box score won't show thanks to that BABIP inning... granted, against a AAAA team.

oh boy, Charles Tilson... that's a name I wish I could forget.

I think the Rangers turned Dunning into a reliever??

It was a swinging bunt that went right to the pitcher. EZ force at 3rd.

that homer jacket takes way too fucking long to put on...

"Elvis has left the building"