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You can't calculate a ratio if the denominator is zero.

Just tuned in. Quintana must be pitching decently, and I like my chances against the Tiger pen down only one run.

I wish the jackass would have decided this before getting half of Zaire's reps in spring practice.

Indiana owns this category and it isn't even close.

I like that one, too.

Sale has had two bad starts in a row. Anybody else worried?

German restaurant over in Louisville has Aventinus dopplebock. Best beer I've ever had.

When Star Trek cast members die, do they put them in red shirts?

Translation: We know they did it, but we don't have the balls to punish them for it.

The only lineup where Abreu should be batting #4 is one where you have three guys who reliably get on base 34+% of the time. Otherwise you are reducing his plate appearances for no good reason.

He's just mad that Al Ohio State University beat a southern team for the National Championship

You could just say he is an ND grad and the rest is implied.

Had four horses boxed in a $1 trifecta. Hit it, but the 1-2-3 finish combo paid the second lowest of the 24 possible combinations we had. $101 is the lowest a $1 Derby trifecta has paid in several years.

I didn't either until I moved to within 15 miles of Churchill Downs.

Unless there is a QB available at your pick, teams don't seem to be very willing to trade up anymore.

This isn't from the Derby, but it is a rather interesting stretch call:

2nd degree murder is going to be a tough sell.

Since I had to go back to 2010, I'm guessing there's not much interest here, but this race is kinda a big deal where I live. Anybody else paying attention?

I don't deny that this kind of stuff happens to minorities at a higher rate, but I have white friends who have gotten the s*** beat out of them by cops for no good reason as well. Some cops are just assholes on a power trip and not necessarily racist.

I know, just wishful thinking on my part. I'm never going to fit into American politics because I like several of Sanders' positions, but I like a lot of Rand Paul's positions as well.

That's because the typical third party candidate is a crackpot who's never been elected to anything. Sanders has been elected to the House 8 times and the Senate twice as an Independent. If there were ever a person who could legitimize a third party presidential campaign, it's Sanders.

I guess it should have been in green. Partially based on the old Chris Rock joke, "The only black people in Minnesota are Prince and Kirby Puckett."

Haven't there been rumors for quite a while that they're getting Cincinnati and Memphis?

If you have to go to an MLB city and want to have the lowest possible risk of interference from race riots, Minneapolis is the place to go.

Hollow gesture. If he were really serious, he'd run as an independent.