ron883

Pinkitude is more like it

This team is awful at developing players defensively. They wouldn't be able to make a defender out of him most likely.

He isn't even hitting .280 at A+, when IMO he should be given his track record in college. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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I don't despise you. I'm team Greg, despite our differing opinions on Abreu

@greg775 this seems like a topic where you would like to provide input

He is facing the Orioles. Let's not get ahead of ourselves

Change your username already damnit

Looks like ya boy Ron is good ****ing luck eh boys? Guess I'll take the liberty of making game threads in the future. Don't step on my territory.

Man, he's got every pitch going today. Unhittable

Lopez is looking just nasty today though. Wow.

No argument there. Abreu ran the bases like crap.

That strike was down the damn middle. It's time for robotic umpires. This is so damn obvious by now.

Satire

Why does Moncada keep batting 5th against lefties? Are people here in favor of that? Just put his ass in the top of the order for at bats.

Go Sox!

If Alonso is good, he gets traded. If he stinks, Collins comes up as a catcher/DH and makes sure Alonso doesn't hit the ABs required to trigger next year's option. Works out perfectly.

I hear the hands on the Jose Abreu bobblehead are made out of stone to add to the authenticity.

It's time to see what we have here and play Jose full time at 2nd. Let him sub at 3rd or SS when Timmy or YoYo need a break. Jose has more potential that any of our other options.

Because baseball

Lmao cmon

His constant dipping in Chicago is not only against the law, it sets a bad example.

Sit down Yolmer you bum

Great.

Stoney predicted that he wouldn't throw him anything in the zone. Don't blame Yoan there.