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Know how? Like slapping a dude over fantasy football? Or getting stabbed at a strip club not once, but twice? Or how to run out of the baseline to slide into a catcher and look like a jackass in the process?

Robert returning now worries me honestly.

Mariners have a ton of OF on the 26 man already. No one outside Julio is in Robert's league, but they would need to find takers for a few guys, namely Haniger. They have the prospects to get it done though.

Everything about this kerfuffle from Pham's side is idiotic and self-inflicted. He just looks like a jackass in every aspect of the play.

The press release omitting that part is quite charitable...

Tommy Pham hurt himself going after Contreras. You just have to laugh at the level of stupid on this team.

Great callback. Comedy gold. ??

Exactly. Couldn’t care less. Made the right play, kept the lead, got right back to scoring and winning. Like shooing away gnats.

They won 61 last season. It just feels like forever ago. They’re just getting g a head start on 100 this year.

???

Same reason he survived 101 losses last year.

Contreras just jogged off the field after Pham tried to slide into him. Pham trying to go after someone when the Brewers couldn’t care less is as hilarious as it is pathetic. It sure didn’t fire up the Sox cuz they coughed up two insurance runs after failing to tie the game. Hell of a lot of good it did.

Starting fights and pouting about it when you’re 30 games under is a terrible look.

Wrong Contreras and a random Baez drop. Never change Sox Talk.

Isn’t the former Cub in StL???‍♀️

The transcript is all i needed. Take what? Seriously John, I wanna know. WHAT? The terrible send? The easy out at home? Pham fuming and trying to fight while the catcher casually runs back to the dugout? Like, WTF? Just STFU.

It’s as mind boggling as it is unsurprising.

Oh, he’s lost interest. He just won’t sell while he’s still alive.

Nah, he's a rookie, he'd be riding the pine.

I hope the ligament is so damaged that it cannot be repaired to the point of ever pitching in the bigs again. f*** him. Forever and always.

This shouldn't be a surprise. Getz attended the Rick Hahn school of GM'ing after all.