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Personally developed? Personally? What in the f*** are you talking about? Crochet was great. But talk to me when he repeats this every 5 days all season long.

I willingly listened to Len Kasper, and I have no love for Len Kasper...

John 'Walking Talking Point' Schriffen

He might as well be a pre-recorded list of org talking points.

You just knew it wasn't going anywhere...

Can he repeat it every 5 days all season? That's the trick.

Has there ever been a more offensively inept White Sox team in the modern era?

Is it really transformed if its just as shitty as before, only with different names and faces?

What is the record for most consecutive losses to start the season?

Aside from Lee going down for Stassi, I'm gonna guess a short leash for Fletcher.

I paid way too much attention to them in the spring and even I don't know who a few of those relief pitchers are...

I mean, someone in the org needs to be the adult in the room.

I already don’t like the Schriffen Stone pairing, but if that goddamn jingle survives…

Sweet. Diabetes in a cup.

That part.

With the bat, no. But I can imagine a passed ball getting that far away.

Do they get no hit or merely shut out??

Way ahead of you!

Screw the White Sox. They’ll be like 2% of the free mlb.tv I take in this season ?.

There isn't, which makes the way they are operating ever more stupid, and punts the future ever farther down the road. There is no quick fix for the hole they are in, no matter how much shortsighted wishful thinking they engage in.

A smart FO with such restraints placed on them should operate this way. It's an easy call for a guy who isn't exactly knocking down the door for a promotion. But we know Pedro's M.O. prioritizes winning over development and the org is desperate to win now the cheapest way possible, so here we are.

Desperately searching for gotcha moments in defense of this clown org must be so exhausting.

Brooks "West Eddy" Boyer over here...