Sleepy Harold

He's a poster here apparently.

In the short term, it absolutely would be if he continues to pitch at an elite level. I think anything beyond 3 years is where he'd probably wear out his welcome just due his past behaviors. But the Sox hired TLR knowing the frenzy that would follow, as well as bring back the co-founder of the Drake LaRoache Fan Club, so what's one more circus gonna really do? At least this player has a chance of being very impactful on the field.

Then it's very apparent Chuck hasn't looked into Colas much at all after just hearing him be labeled as the "Cuban Ohtani".

The Cat is back!

and just like that

They have a gently used Reynaldo Lopez?

Bobbo says they're getting closer

Hahn and KW must have been hitting the StairMaster at the gym today.

Padres can't stop, won't stop.

I'd say highly unlikely, but not impossible. I have no clue what the Sox actually have left in their pool, but it can't be a whole lot.

I don't think that exists anymore. I believe Robert was the last player signed under those rules.

Looks like this may be heating up a bit.

We only added Grindy McGrinderson because Grindy McGrindface was too expensive