Just now, Harper2Sox said:

Yolmer with the K.

I’m shocked

Just now, Harper2Sox said:

Yolmer with the K.

don't worry, we got to hear about how much clubhouse people love him

Garcia....jesus christ 

Leury with another disgusting K.  Anderson stranded with a leadoff double.

The offense is already in mid season form.

9 minutes ago, Jack Parkman said:

All aboard!!!

I'm not ready to gloat yet, gotta see it for at least 10 starts first. 

Yet you were panicking about Lopez's (and Sale's) velocity after a single start

None of those pitches were in the zone. He needed a golf club to hit some of them. 

On the plus side, if Yolmer continues to fail, even this organization will eventually cut him.

Great job by McCant, Yolmer, and Garcia

I can’t wait for Jon Jay. 

 

I also can’t believe I just said that

Just now, The Sir said:

On the plus side, if Yolmer continues to fail, even this organization will eventually cut him.

I want to believe but I really doubt it. I fully expect 140+ starts for him this year while the actually intriguing infield prospect rots on the bench 

Just now, The Sir said:

On the plus side, if Yolmer continues to fail, even this organization will eventually cut him.

Not happening, every team needs a mascot

We unironically miss Jon Jay

Leury seen 7 pitches in 2 at bats...

WTF is Leury doing out there

Just now, fathom said:

Not happening, every team needs a mascot

His best talent, dumping Gatorade on himself.  Congrats, Yolmer.

Leury almost killed Eloy 

how is leury still leading off?

jason is so awkward.

WTF is wrong with this team? We are making little league mistakes out there. 

Oh man, poor Hawk misses out on his favorite girl, Christine O’Reilly.  Stoney gonna make a move on his girl now that he’s retired.

This guys strike zone is ....wide 

Just now, whitesoxwinner said:

how is leury still leading off?

or even playing at this point. I'd rather have engel out there

3 minutes ago, Jose Abreu said:

I want to believe but I really doubt it. I fully expect 140+ starts for him this year while the actually intriguing infield prospect rots on the bench 

You're probably right. I'm about to cut off my nose to spite my face, and say that I hope Yolmer struggles to have a .600 OPS. That'd probably do the trick, but Adam Engel's still around somewhere, so maybe not.

Just now, whitesoxwinner said:

or even playing at this point. I'd rather have engel out there

No

Real nice, quick inning