When moncada is on his takes on close pitches are frank like.

Nasty changups

What are you changing up off of if 75% of your pitches are change ups? ?

Change his name to No-an. 

Jose swins at everything right now

It’s strange, Abreu seemed to be swinging an aluminum bat last year. This year the ball just isn’t coming off the bat nearly as well.  The sound is just not as good.

at least jose can't ground into a double play here

I hope they don't actually burn Hendriks again in a 4 run game. 

Just now, RagahRagah said:

Change his name to No-an. 

How lomg have you been workshopping this jokeˋ

 

Holy shit abreu is bad right now

lmao @ the guy chanting double play

Lmao at the double play chant and the joke going over Jason's head.

Just now, GermanSoxFan said:

How lomg have you been workshopping this jokeˋ

 

Not long enough

Just now, GermanSoxFan said:

How lomg have you been workshopping this jokeˋ

 

Just now! PURE wit, my friend!

Just now, RagahRagah said:

Just now! PURE wit, my friend!

Not the best comedic timing when Yoan has been on base three times

Crowd mic mixes are getting ridiculous. 

One of JA worst games in a long time

1 minute ago, GermanSoxFan said:

Not the best comedic timing when Yoan has been on base three times

This forum knows nothing of time so it should just camaflouge right in.

The joke is only on par with something like "Obuma" anyway, and by design.

This would be a perfect time for Heuer to come in. Too bad TLR burned him out for a second inning yesterday!

Funny, the Red Sox fans are never annoying at Guaranteed Rate.

2 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

Holy shit abreu is bad right now

Luckily this really has been a trend for Jose. At some point he's going to fall off a cliff, but I'm hopeful for May/June

Career BA by month:

April: .263

May: . 271

June: .292

July: .289

August: .335

September: .299

Yermin almost killed the pitcher.

Does Jason know a 92wrc+ is bad?  He misses more dunks than Lauri.

Just now, chitownsportsfan said:

Does Jason know a 92wrc+ is bad?  He misses more dunks than Lauri.

Does Jason know what wrc+ is?

Just now, chw42 said:

Yermin almost killed the pitcher.

Is there something this man can’t do?