Alberto belongs on the Royals swinging at that high junk

Boy, Alberto really gives you a horrible at bat. He swung at like 5 balls there.

Hanser actually making me miss Andrus....and Elvis has sucked.

Just now, South Side Hit Men said:

Sheets is not a legitimate outfielder, let alone in MLB.

Colas should be playing everyday with the putrid options Hahn provided Grifol, Sheets can play occasional DH until being sent down when Eloy returns.

A team this putrid on offense, can't punt an OF position for defense over offense. Gavin is good enough, for now, until the organization gets its head out of its ass and realizes Colas is the right option. This team is proving it right now, you can't set up your offense with 3 automatic outs at the bottom of the order, when the top 6 have their own share of problems.

Haesley has no business starting a MLB game, ever. If it is because Gavin is hurting after the slide yesterday, then sure. But normally, Haesley is about as useful as Romy Gonzalez, and that isn't a compliment.

These teams are seriously not good.

Jordan Lyles, he of the 'north of 7 ERA Lyles', has allowed only 4 hits, with 5 K's.

Tim they are going to bust you in until you can turn on a pitch and hit it hard

What happened to you Tim?

Surprise! Man on base, TA pulls every ball he made contact with.

Our leadoff hitter is just an extension of the bottom of the lineup this year. 

We might be single handedly keeping Jordan Lyles in the league

4 minutes ago, Capn12 said:

Jordan Lyles, he of the 'north of 7 ERA Lyles', has allowed only 4 hits, with 5 K's.

The White Sox are great for most pitchers ailing from an inflated ERA.

We're dealing with hot Salvy

When you have a passed ball on a called strike, how does that affect a Catchers pitch framing statistics?

Gio deserves some real run support today. Unfortunately for him, we have a 7-8-9-1 that are useless, and only 3.5 competent hitters in the lineup.

Don't wanna be 'that' guy, but well loved hitter Andrew Vaughn is only 37 OPS points ahead of Benintendi at this point...

sure, why not

Dreaded bases loaded, nobody out

what a terrible situation for our batters

Bust this game wide open.

3 minutes ago, Capn12 said:

Don't wanna be 'that' guy, but well loved hitter Andrew Vaughn is only 37 OPS points ahead of Benintendi at this point...

I have no idea why Vaughn escapes criticism. He is much more deserving of it than Moncada, Robert or even Eloy. 

Please don’t NOBLETIGER this

We've been here before....how about a different result this time.

how long are they going to bat TA leadoff? sub 600 OPS holy s%*#!

Why does this feel like a 3-2-3 double play waiting to happen?