Wow, that's about 100 feet of weak ground balls from our 1-3.

Pedro has these boys ready to go each night! 

5 minutes ago, cuban_sammiches said:

Are we going to see Lance this weekend?

Yup tomorrow

Keller has a very punchable face. Do the Germans have a word for that?

Just now, cuban_sammiches said:

Keller has a very punchable face. Do the Germans have a word for that?

Yes. Keller.

Just now, chitownsportsfan said:

Yes. Keller.

Ein kellerface!

Good. f*** this guy. 

2 hours ago, chitownsportsfan said:

Give it an inning.

winner winner chicken dinner

Just now, Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm said:

Good. f*** this guy. 

98 to go

Keller has no business getting another start more cannon fodder

2 hours ago, chitownsportsfan said:

Give it an inning.

95.5 used to be smooth jazz. Then I think it went country. Now it's ROCK!

For some reason I thought Sonny Gray was 50. Like our generation's Gaylord Perry.

4 hours ago, Quin said:

This is less upsetting to me than Brad Keller in a Sox jersey.

 

How do I not remember that ?

He smoked that.

As frustrating as DeJong is, he seems like a good guy. I just wish he didn't let ground balls go through his legs and  totally ineffectual at the plate.

Edited May 4, 20241 yr by cuban_sammiches

3 minutes ago, cuban_sammiches said:

As frustrating as DeJong is, he seems like a good guy. I just wish he didn't let ground balls go through his legs and  totally ineffectual at the plate.

It really is a shame about those last details

Jesus christ these guys suck.

Maldonado 5/51

 

Just now, caulfield12 said:

Maldonado 5/51

 

What's his TWTW?

Just now, chitownsportsfan said:

What's his TWTW?

With LaRussa in attendance...maybe 15%?

STFU Schriffen, good lord. He gives good feedback in the dugout after he grounds or strikes out? That's not a fucking thing man. Everybody has video and all the analytics they need, they don't need some scrub telling them "boys, he's got a really good breaker!" like it's an American Legion summer league game.

I wonder if Eloy thinks it's a rule to swing at the first pitch with runners on.

No more Sox math but we get Jeopardy now. I'm going with "What is 8 states" for the final answer. I think most people forget Missouri- KC and STL

107.3 off the bat and .750xBA for Eloy, unlucky