No matter the outcome of this one, here are some words to live by this Friday evening.....

 

 

This is less upsetting to me than Brad Keller in a Sox jersey.

 

2 minutes ago, Quin said:

This is less upsetting to me than Brad Keller in a Sox jersey.

 

Let's call it a tie.

No I can't do it, Mourneau was more disgusting to me.

39 minutes ago, wegner said:

Let's call it a tie.

No I can't do it, Mourneau was more disgusting to me.

Such a surprise that the Sox signed him for his last awful season before retirement.

Keller is 28, I would have bet my life he was at least 30. Getz out here bringing in absolute studs in the prime of their career.

20 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

Keller is 28, I would have bet my life he was at least 30. Getz out here bringing in absolute studs in the prime of their career.

That sparkling 0.00 ERA is outstanding.

13 minutes ago, wegner said:

That sparkling 0.00 ERA is outstanding.

Give it an inning.

I know a few Sox talkers gonna be at this game.  Probably will be drinking a bit 

I hope Keller gives up 100 runs. 

1 hour ago, chitownsportsfan said:

Keller is 28, I would have bet my life he was at least 30. Getz out here bringing in absolute studs in the prime of their career.

Getz is all about the fringy cringy guys. 

Just now, pcq said:

Getz is all about the fringy cringy guys. 

brilliant. Should make a sign and bring it to the park. The 2024 White Sox: Cringy and Fringy.

2 hours ago, wegner said:

Let's call it a tie.

No I can't do it, Mourneau was more disgusting to me.

Mourneau is worse. I’ll stand by that. 

But Keller will always be a tool. 

1 hour ago, Kyyle23 said:

I know a few Sox talkers gonna be at this game.  Probably will be drinking a bit 

Only the TRUE fans

12 minutes ago, Sambuca said:

Mourneau is worse. I’ll stand by that. 

But Keller will always be a tool. 

See, for me, Morneau has pedigree. 

It's like, Rodman was a fucking Bad Boy.

Obviously Morneau only had a half season and flamed out, but he at least was someone once upon a time.

Brad Keller is best known as the guy who got angry about a TA bat flip. And he's only here cause we're trying to be the Royals.

Danny Manny is a late scratch. Stiff back. 

2 hours ago, chitownsportsfan said:

Keller is 28, I would have bet my life he was at least 30. Getz out here bringing in absolute studs in the prime of their career.

What is 28 in Sox years?

3 hours ago, wegner said:

No matter the outcome of this one, here are some words to live by this Friday evening.....

 

 

I'm just gonna sit back on the deck of my yacht, put on some ARS and watch this train wreck of a team!

13 minutes ago, cuban_sammiches said:

What is 28 in Sox years?

It's like dog years. One season feels like 7 or something.

How about Eloy play like a star this weekend? 

I know, a lot to ask.

just threw the game on. even this s%*# team can help me make it through the last 50 minutes of the work week.

Are we going to see Lance this weekend?

47 minutes ago, cuban_sammiches said:

What is 28 in Sox years?

A snot nosed rookie who needs more time in AAA.

3 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

just threw the game on. even this s%*# team can help me make it through the last 50 minutes of the work week.

A risky strategy, let's see how it pays off for him.

23 minutes ago, flavum said:

How about Eloy play like a star this weekend? 

I know, a lot to ask.

Best I can give you is a groundout to short

Just now, DoUEvenShift said:

Best I can give you is a groundout to short

Nvm he didn't make it that far