Yup, needed another run or two.

The Seamen have unloaded.

1 hour ago, bobbydanks said:

Not to be a debbie downer but every time every one else has a good game Luis Robert is still like 0-4 with 3 strikeouts which is I guess technically more important than if someone gets a double of off Cam Booser in the 8th 

and all schriffen has to say is "the ball is just jumping today"

 

....

I hate how quiet John gets too after a bad result. Really just feels like a funeral.

Lead short lived

Schriffen is literally the worst commentator in history. 

He has nothing on his off speed today.

"kinda close"

"good shorta close"

"mastroubouni good at these" 

 

Thinking about it, it would probably be in their best interest to give Elko a long look this year. He fits in with what Jerry is trying to do: slash payroll. You can give yourself a league minimum 1B for next year.

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chase and sosa both have strong arms imo. not like uribe strong but still pretty strong, league average at worst.

7 minutes ago, bobbydanks said:

"kinda close"

"good shorta close"

"mastroubouni good at these" 

 

Sounds like an Italian appetizer.

can we just let Stone retire in peace and replace him with me and my friends joking about how much the sox suck with a hawk AI box. it exists the technology exists. 

Taylor has been predictably terrible.  He needs to be DFA

8 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said:

Thinking about it, it would probably be in their best interest to give Elko a long look this year. He fits in with what Jerry is trying to do: slash payroll. You can give yourself a league minimum 1B for next year.

Can’t promote him in the media like you can Vaughn

7 minutes ago, fathom said:

Can’t promote him in the media like you can Vaughn

I'm on it -- @WestEddy

Paging Mr. La Pantera please report to the dug out after hitting a bomb.

La Pantera almost hit that as hard as my friend's fat sister during softball who can only pull it. 

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Well at least it wasn't a golden sombrero?

7 minutes ago, bobbydanks said:

La Pantera almost hit that as hard as my friend's fat sister during softball. 

How do you break your bat on a cutter right down the plate

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My kingdom for a bulllpen!

7 minutes ago, Tomtom said:

My kingdom for a bulllpen!

I still can’t believe the whole “pitch to contact” approach for the bullpen isn’t working

Did John just claim Palacios is part of an org wide emphasis on controlling the strike zone?

Bullpen up to their normal tricks again.

Shane Smith still hasn't given up more than 3 earned runs in a game.

Palacios matching his career ops line now.

6 minutes ago, fathom said:

How do you break your bat on a cutter right down the plate

How does she pull every pitch into the parking lot, except the foul ball parking lot usually. kinda got in trouble for busting someone's truck we had to move the cars. this was rural s%*# years ago. when she landed one though it was majestic. 

7 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

Did John just claim Palacios is part of an org wide emphasis on controlling the strike zone?

That comment did not age well!