If we come back and win I'll give up drinking

Nvm acuna DP

3 minutes ago, southsider2k5 said:

Damn it Beavis, go home.

Heh heh, heh heh......that pitcher beats his own meat.

2 minutes ago, almagest said:

Here comes Acuna to ruin it

See.

Beni was ready for a shower.

Funny thing is for two years, basically everyone was begging Getz not to acquire Acuna. Just makes no sense how they can be so bad at evaluating players.

At least they didn't get shut out

1 minute ago, Capn12 said:

Beni was ready for a shower.

That was the fastest K ever.

If Reese worked any deeper, we would have needed the George Carlin masterbation skit.

2 minutes ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

That was the fastest K ever.

3 in the zone, didn't touch any of them.

4 minutes ago, southsider2k5 said:

Wait, I think I have another one in me....

LET REESE FINISH ON TOP!

Acuna will finish in the infield.

Hopefully cursed spot TA was taken out by a lousy ex KC utility infielder.

4 minutes ago, Capn12 said:

Beni was ready for a shower.

Golden?

4 minutes ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

That was the fastest K ever.

Dinner reservations...

All the waiver-wire deals Getz does with Tampa, only to his team flummoxed by Getz waivee Scholtens.

Running a baseball organization just isn't his bag. Getz just isn't good at this.

8 minutes ago, southsider2k5 said:

If Reese worked any deeper, we would have needed the George Carlin masterbation skit.

Youtube here I come....I mean I need to search youtube for that skit.

9 minutes ago, caulfield12 said:

Acuna will finish in the infield.

Hopefully cursed spot TA was taken out by a lousy ex KC utility infielder.

We might finally need to bring back TA to catch.

this team sux bro

1 minute ago, nrockway said:

this team sux bro

I wasn't able to watch tonight due to work, but I take it Acuna hasn't improved. Still hitting from his weak side?

11 minutes ago, nrockway said:

this team sux bro

No one should be surprised.

From the Sun-Times postgame story:

"While Schultz joins a starting rotation that has been surprisingly sturdy, a stagnant Sox offense is desperate for a spark from Antonacci. He joined a team sitting dead last in baseball in batting average (.192), on-base percentage (.281), slugging percentage (.305), hits (107) and runs (54).

they've only pitched well against teams who were struggling offensively coming into the series (KC, TOR, BAL)

9 hours ago, fathom said:

Getz and his soft tossing lefty relievers. Fire this fucking clown

Yes, it’s time for Getz to go but does anyone think JR would go out and hire the best guy he can find regardless of the cost?

9 hours ago, wegner said:

Youtube here I come....I mean I need to search youtube for that skit.

Doubt this is the one but pretty funny

hold up, Jesse Scholtens pitched 5 one-hit innings? I'm done.

This s%*# show the Sox are putting on the field just keeps getting stinkier. Announced attendance 10,193. 7 of the 8 batters in the starting lineup hitting under.200---yes under.200! And the beat goes on.