April 23, 200421 yr I just feel good cause I had a good tennis match....didn't win...but totally happy with how I did. I'm high on life...it's next to the Schnapp's......you guys want more adventures of Ivan and Heads? Oh, and Steve.... Guard crotch.
April 23, 200421 yr I just feel good cause I had a good tennis match....didn't win...but totally happy with how I did. I'm high on life...it's next to the Schnapp's......you guys want more adventures of Ivan and Heads? Oh, and Steve.... Guard crotch. Hahahaha! Today was the funniest day on here in awhile...Ivan is great. WSF56789, I think Ill hold off on the dog piss...
April 23, 200421 yr WSF56789, I think Ill hold off on the dog piss... alright, your loss :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke
April 23, 200421 yr I'm gonna do Chapter 5 sometime tomorrow or Saturday...I'm thinking about splitting it off into a thread of its own.
April 23, 200421 yr alright, your loss :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke I will stick to human blood, thank you very much.
April 23, 200421 yr I will stick to human blood, thank you very much. Not obeyin ur thirst anymore Steve. Another Pepsi spokesman bites da dust.
April 23, 200421 yr I just feel good cause I had a good tennis match....didn't win...but totally happy with how I did. I'm high on life...it's next to the Schnapp's......you guys want more adventures of Ivan and Heads? Oh, and Steve.... Guard crotch. Nah leave it in this thread. This was a trolls thread BUT WERE TAKING IT BACK!!!
April 23, 200421 yr I vote we rename this post "The Trashcan" since it's a dumping ground for a whole lot of latent stupidity.
April 24, 200421 yr I didn't laugh at this last night, but now I think it's hillarious because I'm tired from a long week with no sleep and a baseball game this evening.
April 24, 200421 yr Seriously, whatever Heads was drinking tonight, I want some. Count me in...hell, I'll buy it for all of us. I must be working him too hard or something
April 24, 200421 yr Chapter 5 Ivan: You get bonus cheese? Me: What do you mean, bonus cheese? Ivan: After every 46 hours, bonus cheese. Me: What sort of cheese? Ivan: Moose Me: I didn't know moose gave milk.... Ivan: Now you do. You now moving to moose milking line. Me: Couldn't that be dangerous? Ivan:Only if you mix up male and female. Me: Umm......ok. Ivan: I milk male last week.....not taste right.....add sugar.....scrumptious. Me: I think I'm going to throw up. Ivan: That taste better with sugar too.
April 24, 200421 yr Chapter 5 Ivan: You get bonus cheese? Me: What do you mean, bonus cheese? Ivan: After every 46 hours, bonus cheese. Me: What sort of cheese? Ivan: Moose Me: I didn't know moose gave milk.... Ivan: Now you do. You now moving to moose milking line. Me: Couldn't that be dangerous? Ivan:Only if you mix up male and female. Me: Umm......ok. Ivan: I milk male last week.....not taste right.....add sugar.....scrumptious. Me: I think I'm going to throw up. Ivan: That taste better with sugar too.
April 24, 200421 yr Chapter 5 Ivan: You get bonus cheese? Me: What do you mean, bonus cheese? Ivan: After every 46 hours, bonus cheese. Me: What sort of cheese? Ivan: Moose Me: I didn't know moose gave milk.... Ivan: Now you do. You now moving to moose milking line. Me: Couldn't that be dangerous? Ivan:Only if you mix up male and female. Me: Umm......ok. Ivan: I milk male last week.....not taste right.....add sugar.....scrumptious. Me: I think I'm going to throw up. Ivan: That taste better with sugar too.
April 24, 200421 yr Chapter 5 Ivan: You get bonus cheese? Me: What do you mean, bonus cheese? Ivan: After every 46 hours, bonus cheese. Me: What sort of cheese? Ivan: Moose Me: I didn't know moose gave milk.... Ivan: Now you do. You now moving to moose milking line. Me: Couldn't that be dangerous? Ivan:Only if you mix up male and female. Me: Umm......ok. Ivan: I milk male last week.....not taste right.....add sugar.....scrumptious. Me: I think I'm going to throw up. Ivan: That taste better with sugar too. I got an idea. Heads, have a chapter for every win the Sox get this year, which means you have some catching up to do.
May 2, 200421 yr So why did this guy get the boot? He added some spice to the site. ISHMOOKIE will now be referred to as dumbass-who-thinks-this-site-needs-spice
May 2, 200421 yr Curious, why is this thread kept going? Just curious... Cause THE SOXMAN reminds us of you, beastley
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