Is that wite?

 

The answer to that question is 'I wish.'

 

...except for the whole "he's 17 thing," I already went through that and I don't ever want to get near it ever again.

Dog Vomits On Mika Brzezinski During "Morning Joe"

(vomit comes about 7 minutes in)

 

BEER!!!!

 

Edited June 27, 200817 yr by FlaSoxxJim

BEER!!!!

 

 

 

"Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you..."

 

Hahahaha, that's great!

Not a video, but it is hilarious and stupid, so I say it qualifies:

 

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-dou...age-in-history/

Not a video, but it is hilarious and stupid, so I say it qualifies:

 

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-dou...age-in-history/

 

Hilarious, but no way it's real.

McDonalds Custodial Training video... Completely ridiculous.

 

These Dos Equis commercials make me lol every time:

 

Not a video, but it is hilarious and stupid, so I say it qualifies:

 

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-dou...age-in-history/

lmao....reminds me of swingers.

 

[it's 2:32am, and Mike decides to call Nikki, a girl he met just a few hours ago]

[Nikki's machine picks up: Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message]

Mike: Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike. I met you at the, um, at the Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time... and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 213-555-4679 -

[the machine beeps]

Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up]

Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the Dresden when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21 -

[the machine beeps]

Mike: [Mike calls back; the machine picks up again]

Mike: 213-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.

[hangs up]

Mike: [Mike walks away from the phone... then walks back and calls again; once again, the machine picks up]

Mike: I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry... This is Mike.

[hangs up]

Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up again]

Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into -

[the machine beeps]

Mike: f***!

[Mike calls back, gets the machine again]

Mike: Uh, Nikki? Mike. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh... it's only been 6 months ...

Nikki: [picks up] Mike?

Mike: [very cheerful] Nikki? Great! Did you just walk in or were you listening all along?

Nikki: Don't ever call me again.

[hangs up]

Mike: Wow. I guess you're home.

New Jibjab election cartoon!

 

http://sendables.jibjab.com/

It's cold in here

Now THIS is dancing!!

 

Do you think she was this wacky before the attack?

 

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/0...ref=videosearch

Here, learn something about the Hadron Collider.

 

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

I was crying laughing at this.

 

I was crying laughing at this.

I wish they showed the result, the smelling salt as priceless

 

Just in case someone didn't see it in the Filibuster.

Edited August 12, 200817 yr by Alpha Dog

The Inevitable Alliance

 

 

About 8 minutes of stop motion goodness.

WARNING!

 

VERY MANLY VIDEO!

 

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3111220/8843695

Um, dude, next time... LET GO OF THE KITE!

 

Edited August 19, 200817 yr by Steve9347