Talking about how Kenny's phone will be ringing off the hook during the winter meetings made me think...

 

I wonder if he has personalized ringtones for each team in MLB? If so, what tune does he have assigned to each team?

So, I propose this to my fellow Soxtalk members...Let's program Kenny's cell in preperation for the Winter meetings.

 

I'll go first and take the easy one:

 

Team: Chicago Cubs

Ringtone: Loser by Beck

 

 

 

next?

Team: Giants

Ringtone: Getting Older--Oasis

Edited December 1, 200619 yr by Rowand44

I have knowledge every team has the same ringtone:

 

"Walk Away" - Kelly Clarkson.

Billy Beane A's: Beat on the Brat (with a baseball bat)-The Ramones

Edited December 1, 200619 yr by ptatc

NY Yankees - Money by Pink Floyd.

"Kiss Me, I'm Sh*t-faced" by the Dropkick Murphys

 

... oh wait, that was Joe Namath

The Red Sox: Anything by Boston.

 

Blue Jays: Great White North theme song from Strange Brew.

"Here's to the losers" - K.C., Pittsburgh.

Because I got high - Afroman -- Freddy Garcia

Because I got high - Afroman -- Freddy Garcia

AHAHAAH. =]

I would have put Freddy's at "The $20 Sack Pyramid" by Dr. Dre.

I would have put Freddy's at "The $20 Sack Pyramid" by Dr. Dre.

 

Which team would be Borat's song?

 

Throw the *** down the well....so my country can be free....

F*ck tha Police - N.W.A.

Portland Trail Blazers

Marlins - "The Kids Are Alright" by the Who

Or ... you can write your own lyrics:

 

To the tune of Pink Floyd's "Time"

 

Ticking away the moments that make up a decade.

You fritter and waste the years in an offhand way.

Kicking around on the hallowed ground north of downtown

Waiting for Dusty, no Pinella, to show you the way.

 

Tired of playing in the sunshine, always messes with the brain.

You are young and life is long and there is still hope for a trade.

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.

No one told you when to run, thrown out at first again.

 

So you try and you try to make up a good team, but it's stinking

Waiting around for next year to come again.

The ivy's the same in a relative way but you're older,

In a mindnumbing funk, the fans are once again drunk.

 

Every year is getting longer, always seems to be a grind.

Arms that might as well fall off, oops theirs another error 5.

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the Cubbie way

The summer's gone, the season's over,

Next year's never far away.

 

Ok ... I was bored. Sue me!

Which team would be Borat's song?

 

Throw the *** down the well....so my country can be free....

I oddly thought the same thing as soon as i read the first post.Thats the effect Borat has had on my life.

"Walk This Way" by Run DMC and Aerosmith

 

angels, rangers,

Cardinals- "Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes" by Tom Petty

 

Tigers- "Let Me Clear My Throat" (after the choke-job they pulled in the World Series)

Clevland Indians- "Stuck in the Middle with You"

i think KW is rolling with Pearl Jam's Corduroy right now

I bet KW's is "brown eyed girl"

i think KW is rolling with Pearl Jam's Corduroy right now

 

The waiting drove me mad......

i think KW is rolling with Pearl Jam's Corduroy right now

 

that's his ringtone for the fans.

 

KW's perfectly content waiting

The waiting drove me mad......

 

 

that's his ringtone for the fans.

 

KW's perfectly content waiting

Theo (Red Sox) - "Hey Big Spender" by Shirley Bassey

 

Sabien (Giants) - "I wanna grow old with you" by Adam Sandler

 

Bowden (Nationals) - "One Burbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by George Thorogood