I heard you were a fan of lactating females, no?

Hah!Iam a fan of woman doing many weird things but not squirting dairy.

f***ing glorious.

 

IU finally has a day off. Campus is closed til noon, and that's all I need since my classes are 8 AM - 12 PM.

BTW, before I forget, I was joking about the GUTS bs.

 

And greasy, where do you find this info out?

I found it on the IndyStar website, but it's officially here, where no one will ever see it:

 

http://emergency.service.indiana.edu/

i hate skool.

 

i got my license 3 days ago.

Yahoo Pool has this lame Valentine smiley for the target right now.

The Coolest Keyboard

2nd snow day in a row for this kid.

 

college is fun

2nd snow day in a row for this kid.

 

college is fun

Didn't know you had internet in your hole.

Shoot we have like 4 or 5 offices that are closed. While they are relaxing, I'm continuing yet another 12 hr work day.

Shoot we have like 4 or 5 offices that are closed. While they are relaxing, I'm continuing yet another 12 hr work day.

Yep, another 12 hour day, another $600 . . .

Why do teachers get such great joy in f***ing kids over?

Why do teachers get such great joy in f***ing kids over?

 

Its prepares you for the real world. Get used to it.

Why do teachers get such great joy in f***ing kids over?

Its prepares you for the real world. Get used to it.

 

awesome

http://www.zefrank.com/punc/

 

This should help anyone who will be writing emails to clients and customers. Hey southsider : )

http://www.zefrank.com/punc/

 

This should help anyone who will be writing emails to clients and customers. Hey southsider : )

 

We have templates for that kind of stuff.

Its prepares you for the real world. Get used to it.

That was actually a better answer than I was expecting. Solid.

That was actually a better answer than I was expecting. Solid.

 

were you expecting something about being 12 years old?

 

cuz that's what I was going to say, but that is such an old, recycled joke that it lost its humor 3 years ago (when you were like almost actually 12). So I just refrained from making it because I had nothing better to say.

Symptoms:

 

Hands feel cold to others

Knuckles are swollen (can see little veins)

Tops of finger rips look red compared to rest of finger

 

No pain, no tingling, can still feel pain and hot/cold sensation

Have not been outside

 

Anyone know what this could be and if it's a big deal?

Symptoms:

 

Hands feel cold to others

Knuckles are swollen (can see little veins)

Tops of finger rips look red compared to rest of finger

 

No pain, no tingling, can still feel pain and hot/cold sensation

Have not been outside

 

Anyone know what this could be and if it's a big deal?

Have you had intercourse with a penguin in the past 24 hours? If so, I'd consult a doctor immediately.

Have you had intercourse with a penguin in the past 24 hours? If so, I'd consult a doctor immediately.

 

Does it have to be intercourse? Can it just be "contact"?

Does it have to be intercourse? Can it just be "contact"?

There would have to be penetration of some sort.

Does oral sex count?

Does oral sex count?

It depends on who's receiving, if you're servicing then yes you could receive some undesired results from such actions.

It depends on who's receiving

As if there is any question with regards to wite?