It's that fun time of year when I have to get a Kris Kringle (or Secret Santa, I don't know what you call it up there) gift for someone in the office. I was reading an article this morning about this subject, and how things such as lingerie and sex toys aren't a good idea (well duh).

 

And no, I'm not making a donation in their name to the "Human Fund" (although the idea did come into my head at one point).

 

I hear a Christmas picnic with The Wiggles is a pretty hot deal down there...

I hear a Christmas picnic with The Wiggles is a pretty hot deal down there...

 

Totally off the hook now that Bananas -N- Pajamas is on the bill too!

 

 

Yea wacky Aussies kids teevee. Other than that horrid Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, that is.

 

 

 

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Bout a year too late...it was pretty much all the trend in 2006 though.

 

 

Totally off the hook now that Bananas -N- Pajamas is on the bill too!

 

 

Yea wacky Aussies kids teevee. Other than that horrid Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, that is.

 

 

I can't say it better than this...

 

From the Scrubs season 6 finale:

 

Dr. Cox: "Being a parent does change you.....I've been to the Wiggles live in concert. Twice."

 

Turk (whispered): "Did they do Big Red Car?"

 

Dr. Cox (whispered): "They opened and closed with it. It was awesome."

 

 

I hear a Christmas picnic with The Wiggles is a pretty hot deal down there...

Only if Dorothy the Dinosaur and Captain Feathersaw show up as well.

 

Do you know they had to replace the Yellow Wiggle as well, because of some heart / liver condition (or something like that).

 

Of course being a Wiggle is such a physically demanding job.

So my work party is cocktail attire. Anyone want to tell me if that is classy speak for I have to wear a god damn suit to a party????

Only if Dorothy the Dinosaur and Captain Feathersaw show up as well.

 

Do you know they had to replace the Yellow Wiggle as well, because of some heart / liver condition (or something like that).

 

Of course being a Wiggle is such a physically demanding job.

 

 

the yellow wiggle gets heppatitis. (makes you turn yellow)

 

 

that's what you get when you stick your wiggle in places it shouldn't be....

So my work party is cocktail attire. Anyone want to tell me if that is classy speak for I have to wear a god damn suit to a party????

 

 

word is born.

 

 

sorry g.

So my work party is cocktail attire. Anyone want to tell me if that is classy speak for I have to wear a god damn suit to a party????

I'd say probably. May not need a tie though possibly?

 

Mine on Saturday Night is also a cocktail party, but it's black tie. I can either wear a suit with a white shirt and black tie (they will still let me in apparently), or go across the street and hire a dinner suit / tuxedo for $110.

 

 

the yellow wiggle gets heppatitis. (makes you turn yellow)

that's what you get when you stick your wiggle in places it shouldn't be....

Maybe he was actually trying to turn into B1 or B2? I hear those 2 get all of the ladies.

Maybe he was actually trying to turn into B1 or B2? I hear those 2 get all of the ladies.

What the hell is B1 or B2? I clearly have no idea where you guys are going with my post.

What the hell is B1 or B2? I clearly have no idea where you guys are going with my post.

The Bananas in Pyjamas.

The Bananas in Pyjamas.

I don't even want to know how I sounded like Bananas in Pajamas. To be honest I had no idea that show was still on TV. I do remember the commercial for the show when I was a kid though.

I don't even want to know how I sounded like Bananas in Pajamas. To be honest I had no idea that show was still on TV. I do remember the commercial for the show when I was a kid though.

I thought I was quoting PA's post, not yours.

 

Anyways I'm confused now.

To all my Democratic friends:

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

 

To all my Republican friends:

 

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Only if Dorothy the Dinosaur and Captain Feathersaw show up as well.

 

Do you know they had to replace the Yellow Wiggle as well, because of some heart / liver condition (or something like that).

 

Of course being a Wiggle is such a physically demanding job.

 

Its Capitian Feathersword, duh. Some Aussie you are...

:headshake

Its Capitian Feathersword, duh. Some Aussie you are...

:headshake

It would be funny though having a pirate for a kids group holding up a saw instead of a sword.

 

But yes, it shows how "into" the Wiggles I am.

Women. Anyone got an instruction manual?

Are coupons printed offline valid for stores?

Are coupons printed offline valid for stores?

I've used online coupons plenty. What is an offline coupon?

I've used online coupons plenty. What is an offline coupon?

Should read as two separe words.

 

Anyways, UofI at 5 tomorrow...ARGH...wait killing me.