I saw he was at 9991 posts. He has 8 posts to get his shots in, then it's silence for a while.

Once you get to 5 digits on your post totals, SS2K5 post total jokes are no longer allowed until he hits 6 figures.

Given that we're coming into the holiday season and most people have time off work, I figure 2K5 will be at 100,000 posts by about January 4th.

I can use the break from mocking him to think up new mockery!

Given that we're coming into the holiday season and most people have time off work, I figure 2K5 will be at 100,000 posts by about January 4th.

I can use the break from mocking him to think up new mockery!

 

LOL ... Use your time well.

I saw he was at 9991 posts. He has 8 posts to get his shots in, then it's silence for a while.

 

I thought shirley*, Critic was at 10,000 by now.

 

 

 

*she's my gf

Her parenting book for a CHRISTIAN publisher.

 

Seriously, who lets their 16 year old live with her boyfriend?

 

Anyway, stay classy Spears family, stay classy.

 

Everyone is a role model.

I thought shirley*, Critic was at 10,000 by now.

*she's my gf

 

Your girlfriend and Critic are at 10000 'what' by now?

I thought shirley*, Critic was at 10,000 by now.

*she's my gf

.......(crickets).........

 

Dammit, one post closer to leaving Mike alone!!!!

Your girlfriend and Critic are at 10000 'what' by now?

Combined pounds, and she only weighs a buck and a quarter.

Your girlfriend and Critic are at 10000 'what' by now?

 

posts.

Jamie-Lynn's BF is 19.

 

Are there statutory rape implications here?

 

 

 

 

Hello Spears family. I am Timmy your friendly Trojan Condom. Remember me before your next sexual encounter.

 

When they turn blue like that, it means it's safe for Pac-Man to eat them, right?

 

Jamie-Lynn's BF is 19.

 

Are there statutory rape implications here?

Depends on the age of consent in LA. I really doubt that there will be any charges though, regardless of the AoC.

Given that we're coming into the holiday season and most people have time off work, I figure 2K5 will be at 100,000 posts by about January 4th.

I can use the break from mocking him to think up new mockery!

 

Its amazing how much work and kids can slow down posting at Soxtalk... I hate them sooooo much

Jamie-Lynn's BF is 19.

 

Are there statutory rape implications here?

 

Here's the Louisianna statute.

 

A. Felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile is committed when:

 

 

(1) A person who is nineteen years of age or older has sexual intercourse, with consent, with a person who is thirteen years of age or older but less than seventeen years of age, when the victim is not the spouse of the offender; or

 

 

(2) A person who is seventeen years of age or older has sexual intercourse, with consent, with a person who is thirteen years of age or older but less than fifteen years of age, when the victim is not the spouse of the offender; or

 

 

(3) A person commits a second or subsequent offense of misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a juvenile, or a person who has been convicted one or more times of violating one or more crimes for which the offender is required to register as a sex offender under R.S. 15:542 commits a first offense of misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a juvenile.

 

 

B. As used in this Section, "sexual intercourse" means anal, oral, or vaginal sexual intercourse.

 

 

C. Lack of knowledge of the juvenile's age shall not be a defense. Emission is not necessary, and penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete the crime.

 

 

D. Whoever commits the crime of felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile shall be fined not more than five thousand dollars, or imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than ten years, or both, provided that the defendant shall not be eligible to have his conviction set aside or his prosecution dismissed in accordance with the provisions of Code of Criminal Procedure Article 893.

Edited December 19, 200718 yr by G&T

Lynne Spears' book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday.

 

Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was put on hold last week. She declined to comment on whether the delay was connected to the revelation that Spears' 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

You know that's funny.

Here's the Louisianna statute.

uh oh. I wonder if they'll prosecute.

 

Stupidly written law though. By that law, when they were 18 and 15, it was OK... but now at 19 and 16, its not.

 

uh oh. I wonder if they'll prosecute.

 

Stupidly written law though. By that law, when they were 18 and 15, it was OK... but now at 19 and 16, its not.

 

Illinois actually has something similar.

uh oh. I wonder if they'll prosecute.

 

Stupidly written law though. By that law, when they were 18 and 15, it was OK... but now at 19 and 16, its not.

 

It is impossible to write a law that nails the guilty without looking stupid when the couple is "in love".

Just for the record, can we confirm that Lance Briggs is not the father.

Just for the record, can we confirm that Lance Briggs is not the father.

 

Somebody call Maury!

uh oh. I wonder if they'll prosecute.

 

Stupidly written law though. By that law, when they were 18 and 15, it was OK... but now at 19 and 16, its not.

 

CNN Article

 

This is about the legal side. The guy is 18 according to this article.

so far at work we have had free donuts from our sales guys, free cake for someone's retirement, and for lunch we get free pizza for our department

CNN Article

 

This is about the legal side. The guy is 18 according to this article.

 

I think that they're lying about his age to protect him.

 

He's 19 now; maybe he was 18 when they had sex.

 

 

I was just looking at a slideshow of pictures of J.L Spears on a news web-site down here.

 

It's amazing how small she was about 4 years ago, compared to where she is now being pregnant and all.

http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=...;partner=Google