Um, call me crazy, but he's an idiot for just thinking it's O.K. to run anybody off the road, cop or not.

Oh I agree. And its crazy to drive drunk and get into an altercation in the middle of Western... and its idiotic to drive on a suspended license... its really the amalgam of idiotic decisions, all at once, that got my attention.

 

I'm sure someone will bring this up so I'll just out myself first..

 

Last year when I was invited to a baby shower the mom had registered for a $150 stroller and I, in a real nice way , called her insane. Well... since it's my turn to be registering for baby crap I now see that that's just about the MIDDLE of the road price for a stroller.

 

Holy expensive this is going to be.

 

 

Boys... be sure you are stocked up on Trojan's.

I'm sure someone will bring this up so I'll just out myself first..

 

Last year when I was invited to a baby shower the mom had registered for a $150 stroller and I, in a real nice way , called her insane. Well... since it's my turn to be registering for baby crap I now see that that's just about the MIDDLE of the road price for a stroller.

 

Holy expensive this is going to be.

Boys... be sure you are stocked up on Trojan's.

Babies are expensive. You'd think their clothes would be cheap because they're small, but not true. And diapers. One of my friends recently had triplets (!). And, honestly, I can't imagine how they afford diapers and food much less clothes.

Babies are expensive. You'd think their clothes would be cheap because they're small, but not true. And diapers. One of my friends recently had triplets (!). And, honestly, I can't imagine how they afford diapers and food much less clothes.

 

 

 

Oh. My. God.

 

THREE kids at once... there is no way I could do that. None. You're friend is a saint!

Oh. My. God.

 

THREE kids at once... there is no way I could do that. None. You're friend is a saint!

Well, they didn't have much of a choice--they weren't even using clomid (or however you spell it) or doing IVF. Just (un)luck of the draw. Seriously.

 

I like kids, but I cannot imagine having three newborns.

I have horrible sun burn and I think I am about to combust into flames...

I have horrible sun burn and I think I am about to combust into flames...

 

That was me a week ago. Enjoy the peeling.

I really like the new Banana Boat powder-dri technology or whatever its called. Not greasy at all.

8-10 Sake Bombs and a 7AM start time at work do not make for a good Friday. Holy s***...I don't know how I survived the day. Thankfully lunch saved me.

Babies are expensive. You'd think their clothes would be cheap because they're small, but not true. And diapers. One of my friends recently had triplets (!). And, honestly, I can't imagine how they afford diapers and food much less clothes.

TESTIFY!!!

 

I get my hair cut at a salon. Big whoop wanna fight about it?

I get my hair cut at a salon. Big whoop wanna fight about it?

I spent $25 on my last haircut. There aren't many in this world I trust to cut my hair, I have no problem paying a little more if it means it'll get done right.

I spent $25 on my last haircut. There aren't many in this world I trust to cut my hair, I have no problem paying a little more if it means it'll get done right.

 

I pay $8.

I pay $13 for my haircuts.

I pay $8.

Tip?

I pay $8.

 

Me too. Plus a dollar tip if I'm feeling good.

I pay $8.

Is that the going rate in Iowa?

Tip?

 

I've never tipped for a haircut.

I've never tipped for a haircut.

 

so at least this explains the silly hair cuts...

Me and the Mrs were asked last night by our very close friends (that we live next to) to be their four girls' guardians in the event that something were to happen to them. It was one of the most humbling and touching experiences in my life.

so at least this explains the silly hair cuts...

 

:stick

:stick

 

seriously though. If he doesn't go to a different barber every time, I'm sure there's an "oops" moment each hair cut.

 

 

don't mess with food servers or hair cutters. That's my creedo.

I pay $8.

i cut my own hair

 

TRUE STORY

I spent $25 on my last haircut. There aren't many in this world I trust to cut my hair, I have no problem paying a little more if it means it'll get done right.

 

 

I pay $8.

 

$8 in Iowa = $25 in Illinios. Its time inflation from going from 1963 where Heads lives to 2007 where the rest of us live.

seriously though. If he doesn't go to a different barber every time, I'm sure there's an "oops" moment each hair cut.

don't mess with food servers or hair cutters. That's my creedo.

 

Have a good time all the time. That's my philosophy, Marty.

 

Mega cool points for identifying the quote WITHOUT Googling.