Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.

 

 

this is my morning

this is my morning

 

 

 

because THIS happened...

on bright side...I just receive this gem of an email:

 

Sorry it got realy busy here and I, Michael ****** was the only teller her. I have only been her two months and put in charge of everything. And to top it off the secutiry man was her putting me on the system so I could look the bank at 4pm. That was messed up!

 

 

 

 

This is an unedited email from another branch at work. This guy "replied all" to a Vice President and a few other suits. Amazing.

What's cooler than being cool?

 

http://www.thegagechicago.com/

on bright side...I just receive this gem of an email:

 

Sorry it got realy busy here and I, Michael ****** was the only teller her. I have only been her two months and put in charge of everything. And to top it off the secutiry man was her putting me on the system so I could look the bank at 4pm. That was messed up!

This is an unedited email from another branch at work. This guy "replied all" to a Vice President and a few other suits. Amazing.

 

Excellent sig PA.

 

As long as you continue to spread the word, that problem will be gone forever.

My wife introduced me to "John Doe" about 10 years ago. He was one of the neighborhood kids and one of my brother in law's best friends. He is an amazing artist who, like a lot of guys in their 20's, likes to party and once in a while runs into some trouble.

He'll give you the shirt off his back if you need it. Before we moved out to Cali., I asked him if he could bring us some empty boxes from his job. The next morning, there was a huge pile of flattened out boxes on our lawn, more boxes than we would ever need, lol. That's the kind of guy he is. Yet there is something behind those big, blue eyes, a distant.... pain.

Three years ago, he met a woman, fell in love, got married and had a baby daughter. I ran into him about two years ago and he talked about how happy he was with his new family, but again those eyes told a different story.

About six months ago, I asked my brother in law how "John" was doing, as I noticed he didn't mention him anymore. All he said was that he was "that guy is all f***ed up", I wasn't sure what he meant and I didn't push it. I assumed he meant hard drugs.

Yesterday my wife walks into the room and says "John Doe is dead". "Heroin O.D"? I asked. She nodded and sobbed uncontrollably for the next 20 minutes.

"John Doe" 32 years young, was found dead, outside on someone's back porch two days ago.

R.I.P.

 

Any 'Six Feet Under' fans here?

I just finished the series, intense show.

Any 'Six Feet Under' fans here?

I just finished the series, intense show.

 

 

they lost me at hand jobs

Any 'Six Feet Under' fans here?

I just finished the series, intense show.

I have seen the first two season and loved it, but still haven't seen the last 3. I love it though, so wonderfully dark and macabre--but really beautiful.

Ouch.

 

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/737578/beyon...alls_off_stage/

I have seen the first two season and loved it, but still haven't seen the last 3. I love it though, so wonderfully dark and macabre--but really beautiful.

The ending was great. I'm not ashamed to say it made me get choked up. That usually take a dog dying or something... watch the last 3 seasons.

My band "Zsa Zsa Gabortion and the Back Ally McBeals" will be having its debut performance Saturday night.

Any 'Six Feet Under' fans here?

I just finished the series, intense show.

 

Outstanding show. When everyone was acting like Sopranos was the only good HBO series, Six feet Under was quietly happy to be brilliant and beautiful and funny and stunning.

 

Folks wondered how Alan Ball was going to follow up his writing triumph on American Beauty, and this was how he did it.

Grand Slam might be the coolest game show ever created.

I got stung by a couple of bees on the top of my foot on Saturday, and it still hurts like a mofo, and is swollen. Bleh. Stupid bees.

Any 'Six Feet Under' fans here?

I just finished the series, intense show.

 

 

Loved it. Ball is an amazing writer.

I got stung by a couple of bees on the top of my foot on Saturday, and it still hurts like a mofo, and is swollen. Bleh. Stupid bees.

Lemon juice and ice.

Lemon juice and ice.

 

and vodka

Lemon juice and ice.

Thanks! I will try that as soon as I get home.

Thanks! I will try that as soon as I get home.

You can just cut a lemon open and put it against the sting for a minute - easier than trying to put juice on it directly. This works well for mosquito or other bites too.

 

Plus the ice on and off is good. And you only need the ice for like 15 minutes at a time, tops.

 

You can just cut a lemon open and put it against the sting for a minute - easier than trying to put juice on it directly. This works well for mosquito or other bites too.

 

Plus the ice on and off is good. And you only need the ice for like 15 minutes at a time, tops.

 

 

pour the vodka all over youself, whenever.