OK, I was using "hitter" as a generic term for person who produces offensively. Swisher has a track record for producing offensively in MLB

 

But but but, he was supposed to hit .265 and 40 hr's!!!!! He's and absolute failure

I hope McDonald hits a three run shot here and puts us out of our misery. Quick and painless plz.

wtf?

Ozzie should have just left Thornton in. f*** R/L matchups.

And we keep letting lefty hitters beat our righty pitchers in big situations. But hey, at least we let Wassermann face Anderson on Sunday. That .432 career average by lefties off of Ehren is deceiving.

You're all going to look like a bunch of dirty s***suckers when the Sox come back and win in the bottom of the 9th.

wtf?

true fandom, hoping the team fails.

wtf?

 

Reverse psychology. It worked! You should thank me.

Maybe Ryan won't be able to throw strikes, and instead of taking the walks, we'll laydown bunts that will end in doubleplays

 

Oh wait.

 

As long as Pablo isn't around to hit into any game ending 1-2-3 double plays.

2 hits? That's all we have? We don't deserve to win if we only have 2 hits. Can we please get 2 runs?

Let's hope we don't see the split squad lineup later tonight.

If Griff or PK gets on for Alexei, we'll tie it up.

well, this means no BJ in the "next" game right?

Leadoff walk.

lets go sox!, come on JR

Dreaded-lead off walk!

Ryan is wild, teasing Sox fans across the country.

 

Paulie walks, AJ will run to the box, knock down Griffey and laydown a bunt. WATCH IT HAPPEN

Watch Ryan balk 10 times and not one will get called.

 

No PR????

BJ blows....that a way PAULIE

At least we won't be bunting this inning.

And we keep letting lefty hitters beat our righty pitchers in big situations. But hey, at least we let Wassermann face Anderson on Sunday. That .432 career average by lefties off of Ehren is deceiving.

You're forgetting...Ehren's BA versus lefties went down that at bat.

Wake the f*** up!

5 pitch walk to PK... I know it will never happen, but if Ozzie puts a bunt on I will actually cry

B.J. Ryan can't throw a strike.

 

Let's bunt!

according to gamecast Ryan's first ball to griffey was like right down the pipe

lawlz OZ asleep at the wheel