Up up down down left right left ab select start you bastards

 

(Thats for 2 player obviously)

 

Oh and Chisox, I see that you are tempting the fates.

 

You are about to walk into dangerous territory, so I give you the following advice.

 

If your lady seems to be the type that believes being "thin" etc is a compliment, make sure you do not get her a size to big (err on small).

 

If your lady seems to be the type that will get pissed off if you get her a bathing suit that is to small thinking that you are implying that she needs to go on a diet so that she can fit into said bathing suit, I wish you the best of luck as you are going to be destroyed, as if you get her a suit that is to big your also dead.

 

What do you mean, 'it works on Facebook'?

Obviously face book gives you 30 lives instead of the normal 3.

 

 

Obviously face book gives you 30 lives instead of the normal 3.

I would think that most people on Facebook have no lives.

Thank you!

Congrats as well! Somehow I missed that post.

I would think that most people on Facebook have no lives.

Including the 97% of college kids that have it.

 

Pretty gross over-generalization.

Including the 97% of college kids that have it.

 

Pretty gross over-generalization.

 

I'd agree that many college students have no real student life.

 

 

I would think that most people on Facebook have no lives.

I see what you did there. I applaud you.

This is not a trick question or a riddle, but more of a grammar question.

 

Someone says to you: "Please put a chair on either side of that table".

How many chairs would you put down?

Definitely one.

one. however, im sure they meant two.

This is not a trick question or a riddle, but more of a grammar question.

 

Someone says to you: "Please put a chair on either side of that table".

How many chairs would you put down?

 

"Either" would imply "either...or." If that person wanted two they should say "both."

One. If you want 2 chairs, say "Each" or "Both".

This is not a trick question or a riddle, but more of a grammar question.

 

Someone says to you: "Please put a chair on either side of that table".

How many chairs would you put down?

I would take them for what they mean and put down two.

What would make you assume they mean 'both' when they said 'either'?

Maybe it's a California thing, but I hear it a lot out here.....and people look at me like I'm the idiot for not understanding them.

"Either side" assumes more than one..

 

Example: I am not a fan of either of those teams.

 

However, you are correct. It is not considered correct grammar.

 

This blog post explains:

 

http://languageandgrammar.com/2008/11/07/o...f-this-mistake/

 

 

The first comment post does bring up an interesting point, however.

"Either side" assumes more than one..

 

Example: I am not a fan of either of those teams.

 

However, you are correct. It is not considered correct grammar.

 

This blog post explains:

 

http://languageandgrammar.com/2008/11/07/o...f-this-mistake/

 

 

The first comment post does bring up an interesting point, however.

 

"Either side" means that there are 2 sides. Not 2 chairs.

can i just drink beer instead of discussing grammar?

can i just drink beer instead of discussing grammar?

 

Yes.

So apparently I was sleep walking last night and put ice cream sandwiches down my pants.

So apparently I was sleep walking last night and put ice cream sandwiches down my pants.

 

Do you have a room mate?

So apparently I was sleep walking last night and put ice cream sandwiches down my pants.

So, THAT'S what you did for a Klondike bar!

Do you have a room mate?

 

Yep...I text him that I was pretty sure I was sleep walking last night and he responded...I hope so because you were putting ice cream down your pants. This morning I seen the container of ice cream sandwiches in my room. If you ever seen the movie Step Brothers when they were sleep walking that is pretty much what I was doing I guess.

Bring a whole new meaning to "creaming in your pants."