Hoverboards for umpires!!!

 

I would totally charge the field and steal an umpires hoverboard

OMG DYE.

His last loss was May 16th.

 

May 19-June 1, he had 6 appearances, we won every single one of those. Then he pitched June 5th vs CLE, we lost 6-0.

 

He's given up 4 earned runs ALL SEASON.

 

He lost yesterday also

That looked painful.

Let's just suspend them in harnesses. There could be a series of tether lines running over the field.

 

I was hoping for the matrix effect. Joyce jumps up, and does a flip, and the play slows down mid stream so he can see wise in slow motion. Then it speeds up as he lands, and then for good measure he round house kicks Ronny Woo into the wall.

 

 

Oh boy, hell of a catch. Hope that wrist is ok.

He lost yesterday also

I'm aware.

Jermaine wants to win this game.

 

Sick catch, hope hes ok.

His last loss was May 16th.

 

May 19-June 1, he had 6 appearances, we won every single one of those. Then he pitched June 5th vs CLE, we lost 6-0.

 

He's given up 4 earned runs ALL SEASON.

 

pwned

 

Some people just need stuff to b**** about.

I hope Jermaine isn't hurt

Jeez we better trade JD before he kills himself in the outfield...

If we do lose, we will never hear the end of this from Hawk about the umpire.

 

Why shouldn't be b****? This time he is right.

Alright....the bullpen did its job....now lets score 2 to go home a winner!!!!!!

I have no idea how to respond to this.

 

then your name is ozzie guillen...

Wow...he had 3 good at bats tonight. It's like some people want him to fail.

Why the hell would I want Gordon Beckham to fail?

 

3 good AB's in what now, 16 chances? Good.

He lost yesterday also

 

He "lost" yesterday in name only. His defense gets the blame for that s***. He pitched just fine. You can blame him for the others, that's fine.

then your name is ozzie guillen...

Please stop.

Why shouldn't be b****? This time he is right.

 

Agreed, but I mean for the next 100 games or so, he'll probably bring it up every game. It was a very peculiar play all around, as I think Hawk thought Wise was safe and that his run tied the game.

Um, what the hell was that ozzie?

I was hoping for the matrix effect. Joyce jumps up, and does a flip, and the play slows down mid stream so he can see wise in slow motion. Then it speeds up as he lands, and then for good measure he round house kicks Ronny Woo into the wall.

 

Meanwhile, Wise rises from the cloud of dust and kicks his stirrup-clad legs over his head, flips and lands in the booth next to Hawk.

 

That ball is outside.

pwned

 

Some people just need stuff to b**** about.

 

pwned = incorrect in this case, I guess

3 good AB's in what now, 16 chances? Good.

 

He hasn't looked bad in pretty much any of those other than that last one. Results will come.

Chris Getz never learns.

Why shouldn't be b****? This time he is right.

 

to me, his whining this season has been annoying, if takes away any credibility if he has a legitimate gripe