Oh, and also my stepdaughter came outside to play around and was basically being useless, she wouldn't help and I told her if she wasn't going to at least attempt to do something then get out of my way. It was pissing me off b/c I shouldn't have to tell a 12 year old to pull her weight around the house but she stood around and mockingly pretended to give motivational speeches until I told her get out of my face. Then a couple hours ago she starts laughing and saying what a nice day it was "especially if you sat in the house and did nothing all day." I told her that was f***ing insulting, to STFU, and be mindful of how she was behaving next time she asked me for something. That finally got to her because she got really quiet. Short of slapping her in the face or something I can't MAKE her do anything and my wife wasn't helping at all... ugh

 

Yeah, I am saving that picture for about 10 years from now when my kids start hitting that age.

Yeah, I am saving that picture for about 10 years from now when my kids start hitting that age.

It's pretty awesome.

Well, took my physical and drug test for what will hopefully be my new job. I am not too concerned, but until it is done, you never know.

 

And no, I don't do drugs, but who the heck knows what could happen (they could switch samples or whatever).

 

Pretty stoked though...my last day at my current gig is the 19th of this month.

So I had a couple of piles of snow in front of my car and I had a path cleared for me and my wife, and my neighbor just shoveled his spot out and piled all his snow on top of it so I have to walk all the way around like 4 or 5 cars... douchebag.

Sometimes a PSA doesn't have to be in-your-face to be effective.

 

Buckle up

 

very well done

 

Anyone remember that show "Playmakers" that used to be on ESPN? Just downloaded it on itunes, I forgot how much I love this show

Chicken pot pies are delicious.

Chicken pot pies are delicious.

Anyone remember that show "Playmakers" that used to be on ESPN? Just downloaded it on itunes, I forgot how much I love this show

I loved Playmakers.

Chicken pot pies are delicious.

 

I found a recipe online called lattice chicken pot pie that me and my daughter love. Its easy and real cheap

Sweet...passed my physical and drug test for my new job and officially start on Feb 22nd!!!!

 

Beckman Coulter...here I come

Facebook status form someone I barely know, but still awesome.

 

--bahahahaha. some people are just too STUPID for their own good...just like the people trying to get there car out of the parking lot.

Sweet...passed my physical and drug test for my new job and officially start on Feb 22nd!!!!

 

Beckman Coulter...here I come

 

I knew the urine I sent you would be golden.

I knew the urine I sent you would be golden.

 

 

It was golden all right.

You failed the poppyseed muffin challenge, eh?

Sweet...passed my physical and drug test for my new job and officially start on Feb 22nd!!!!

 

Beckman Coulter...here I come

 

Cool, we buy some stuff from Beckman... although I have to say I prefer BD's equipment.

I'm going to the Galapagos Islands in October. Yay me!!! :headbang

Sweet...passed my physical and drug test for my new job and officially start on Feb 22nd!!!!

 

Beckman Coulter...here I come

 

Cool and congrats. I'm fairly confident I've logged more time using a Coulter Counter than anyone else here. And that makes me cool, right?

 

I'm going to the Galapagos Islands in October. Yay me!!! :headbang

 

On the downside, I have to pitch a $50K project to county government tomorrow, and I'm limited to 5 minutes in which to do it.

I'm thinking about riffing on Abbot and Costello's "Who's on First?" routine, and if I get some laughs maybe I'll get the money. . .

 

I'm going to the Galapagos Islands in October. Yay me!!!

 

Congrats

 

I'm fairly confident I've logged more time using a Cooter Counter than anyone else here. And that makes me cool, right?

 

 

Wow, you need a special instrument for that?

COLLEGE SNOW DAY!!! And it hasn't even snowed at all yet here, god bless the feeling of impending doom.

Congrats

 

 

 

Wow, you need a special instrument for that?

 

One.

 

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COLLEGE SNOW DAY!!! And it hasn't even snowed at all yet here, god bless the feeling of impending doom.

 

I start today at my usual lunch hour. It's no snow day, but a half day ain't bad.

Google Plans To Deliver Fiber-Optic Broadband Network To More Than 50,000 Homes

Google is getting into the broadband business. The company plans to deploy its own “experimental” fiber-optic network to at least 50,000 homes, perhaps as many as 500,000. The company writes on its blog:

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Sign me up Google!

I have fiber-optic service at home (typing on it now matter of fact) and it's pretty much everything that they claim it is.