I hope that wasn't the actual question (or "answer" as the case may be on Jeopardy), lol

 

I thought it was a dead giveaway...

Yeah I was wondering. The 7 years thing comes from bankruptcy, stuff like late fees only stays on for 2 years.

 

I got the years backwards. Bankruptcy is 10 years, negative reporting is 7.

 

http://www.creditinfocenter.com/creditreports/cr_time.shtml

I got the years backwards. Bankruptcy is 10 years, negative reporting is 7.

 

http://www.creditinfocenter.com/creditreports/cr_time.shtml

Is that a recent change? I've always been told that bankruptcy stays for 7 years.

Is that a recent change? I've always been told that bankruptcy stays for 7 years.

That's also what I was always told.

I saw these bumper stickers on a car last night:

Left Side of Bumper- "Love Animals, Don't Eat them"

Right Side of Bumper- "I

They like Owls?

Just got this in an email, thought it was funny:

 

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

 

 

What Makes 100%?

 

 

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

 

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

 

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

 

What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But ,

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bulls*** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

How come I don't find Elizabeth Banks as attractive as other people do?

 

BTW, I'm rubber and you all are glue. So you know what happens to any "gay" replies.

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I have literally never won anything in my entire life besides MVP for the championship Weblos Boy Scout softball team.....but now I have won two awards.

 

This is now truly fantasy land.

I'm the Susan Lucci of Soxtalk.

 

"It was an honor to just be nominated - every year since 2004."

So the wife and I are supposed to be getting out for our first overnight alone since the kids were born on Saturday, so of course the oldest kid has a horrible cough and a 102+ fever. Ugh.

So the wife and I are supposed to be getting out for our first overnight alone since the kids were born on Saturday, so of course the oldest kid has a horrible cough and a 102+ fever. Ugh.

Stick it to her.

Stick it to her.

 

The best/worst part is that through the radio station I have been doing sports at, I got a free night at this place...

 

http://www.serenity-springs.com/bungalows/...otparadise.html

Best nightclub dress code policy ever

Best nightclub dress code policy ever

 

/starts slowclap

So the wife and I are supposed to be getting out for our first overnight alone since the kids were born on Saturday, so of course the oldest kid has a horrible cough and a 102+ fever. Ugh.

 

poor kid...

Free wireless at this airport? Well, that's, that's just swell.

Free wireless at this airport? Well, that's, that's just swell.

 

You are an easy man to please, Balt.

 

/

Thanks for trying God.

Thanks for trying God.

 

Thanks for trying God.

 

Best nightclub dress code policy ever

Seeing that subject line reminded me of this video I saw a few years back;

 

 

I wonder if any bars or nightclubs would have the balls to actually enforce that in Miami for the next season.

http://mashable.com/2010/02/17/facebook-unseats-yahoo/

 

Facebook overtakes Yahoo for #2 in most visited internet site.

 

Google = #1

 

 

I blame it on Yahoo's new homepage. That thing is a clusterf***.

http://mashable.com/2010/02/17/facebook-unseats-yahoo/

 

Facebook overtakes Yahoo for #2 in most visited internet site.

 

Google = #1

 

 

I blame it on Yahoo's new homepage. That thing is a clusterf***.

 

That is two of my top clicks.

I'm on Yahoo, Google, Facebook, eBay, Wikipedia, and Soxtalk every day.

 

No surprise.