Rowand, Russ, Heads,

 

How are you guys not 300 pounds?

 

 

 

Fixed.

Edited November 13, 201114 yr by Quinarvy

You'll admit tomorrow when you wake up that you were pretty hammered....

 

I see your movie every weekend, Russ

Hahaha actually just fine, though Im exhausted because it's been 4 nights straight of drunkeness because of parties and family coming in town to visit campus.

30 of keystone down by myself. Ya, I'm pretty awesome...

Niceeee.

 

Rowand, Russ, Heads,

 

How are you guys not 300 pounds?

I've always been a big guy, not that big though

I'm still at about 150.

I'm still at about 150.

After 5 years at the gym to get myself down below 170, I can safely say...F*** you.

 

Vegas..... awesome.

Rowand, Russ, Heads,

 

How are you guys not 300 pounds?

 

 

 

Fixed.

Heh, when I was literally living the most unhealthy life style of all time my last few years down in Carbondale, I got up to 230, which was gross. Got back home, worked my ass off in the gym and got down to 170. I obviously don't drink as much as I did in Carbondale and my tolerance has went down a tad but I can still drink like a madman when I want to.

I can put down 20 pretty easily and I've never been above 165. Nothing but skin and bones and a bit of a belly.

My namez is jordan4life and i jus engulfed 6 beeef supreme gordeats and a nacho bel grand from taco bell. i feel mores fat than chis farley jon candy and ouie andersson combined. i feel sorry for my toilet in a few hours

I'm at the point now where: horribleness of the hangover > fun of being drunk

 

I think that's officially the "i'm old" line.

Knowing the hottest bartender and getting $1 drinks from her = drunk Russ.

 

 

so, should puerto rico be a state?

Why not? The only problem is changing the flag, plus having Americans learn another state and capital in grammar school that they won't remember by high school.

so, should puerto rico be a state?

 

I'm pretty sure there's no real benefit to them.

I'm at the point now where: horribleness of the hangover > fun of being drunk

 

I think that's officially the "i'm old" line.

This is bad coming from you.

 

I think a little piece of Justin just died.

 

Also, who's drinking on a Wednesday in the real world?

This is bad coming from you.

 

I think a little piece of Justin just died.

 

Also, who's drinking on a Wednesday in the real world?

 

 

me

 

 

also, row and snb suck.

Glad I never get real bad hangovers. Lethargy is about the worst thing I get the day after.

I gotta be a top 5 person in the history of the world. It's like Gene Honda, Yancey Thigpen, Mark Bellhorn, Jesus Shuttlesworth and Myself. Fab five right there.

Pregamed with half a bag of franzia (no one else would slap the bag with me, so I just finished it), 5 shots of vodka and whiskey, and 2 beers. Then had a rum and coke and 3 more shots at the bar, yeaaaa I was blacked out.

Pregamed with half a bag of franzia (no one else would slap the bag with me, so I just finished it), 5 shots of vodka and whiskey, and 2 beers. Then had a rum and coke and 3 more shots at the bar, yeaaaa I was blacked out.

Are you sure you're alive?

Pregamed with half a bag of franzia (no one else would slap the bag with me, so I just finished it), 5 shots of vodka and whiskey, and 2 beers. Then had a rum and coke and 3 more shots at the bar, yeaaaa I was blacked out.

 

Question. You're always very precise with exactly what, and how much of it, you drank. And you often say you blacked out. How can both of those be true?

Are you sure you're alive?

Let's just say my tolerance is through the roof, unfortunately.

 

Question. You're always very precise with exactly what, and how much of it, you drank. And you often say you blacked out. How can both of those be true?

Roommates tell me the stories the next day

 

It's why I post the next day, not when I actually am drunk usually. I always forget to post in here after drinking, I usually go on facebook and cause trouble.

Edited November 21, 201114 yr by bigruss22

ladies and gentlkmen oif the court. i'm watching garbabe pail kids from 1986 or 87. oh my goodness this s*** is funny. these costumes are soooooo ridiculous. windy winston is hilarios. all he does is fart. messy tessy reminds of this unkept fishdog lookin neighbor of mind and valerie vomit is somewhat attractive.

Question. You're always very precise with exactly what, and how much of it, you drank. And you often say you blacked out. How can both of those be true?

 

At times it sounds like some B.S./trying too hard to please crap from my view as a veteran booze whore for years on this board. Not doubting you Russ, but I personally know people like that, even my homies the next day "overexaggerate the truth."

At times it sounds like some B.S./trying too hard to please crap from my view as a veteran booze whore for years on this board. Not doubting you Russ, but I personally know people like that, even my homies the next day "overexaggerate the truth."

I'm not sure what the point in counting is. I stopped trying to count my drinks at about 19 unless we were beer staffing or something.