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i am drunk

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QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 07:48 AM)
I'm not sure what the point in counting is. I stopped trying to count my drinks at about 19 unless we were beer staffing or something.

 

Agreed completely. Number is even way less from my end. After like 6-10 or at 2-3 hours (whichever comes first) I don't think anyone gives a s***, just wanna get f***ed up and/or get laid. Sure as well not gonna waste my time counting how many times my buddy hammered more whiskey than I did unless as you said.. some type of contest/bet.

 

But hey... maybe I'm getting old. :lol:

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You all are some drunk snobs :lol:

QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 07:48 AM)
I'm not sure what the point in counting is. I stopped trying to count my drinks at about 19 unless we were beer staffing or something.

 

 

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 08:34 AM)
Agreed completely. Number is even way less from my end. After like 6-10 or at 2-3 hours (whichever comes first) I don't think anyone gives a s***, just wanna get f***ed up and/or get laid. Sure as well not gonna waste my time counting how many times my buddy hammered more whiskey than I did unless as you said.. some type of contest/bet.

 

But hey... maybe I'm getting old. :lol:

I definitely know people that exaggerate on numbers, I dont really get that. I dont really keep count during the night, its the recap the next morning that always cracks me up, especially all the drunken stories. I remembered most of what I drank from that night because it was a friend's 22nd birthday and he wanted 22 drinks that night, so the shots and stuff we were keeping track of. Unfortunately, I was a dumbass and started chugging Franzia, and surprise surprise I became even more stupid and decided to finish the half bag.

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 08:34 AM)
Agreed completely. Number is even way less from my end. After like 6-10 or at 2-3 hours (whichever comes first) I don't think anyone gives a s***, just wanna get f***ed up and/or get laid. Sure as well not gonna waste my time counting how many times my buddy hammered more whiskey than I did unless as you said.. some type of contest/bet.

 

But hey... maybe I'm getting old. :lol:

I definitely meant 19 years old. I haven't had 19 drinks in a night more than like 3 or 4 times since college. :lolhitting

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I find it hard to exaggerate it when I get drunk on 6 beers.

20 beers, 18 shots, 4,000 bottles of wine. Plastered.

 

Oh, and have an 18 foot ... :o :o

 

:lol:

drinking a bottle of wine and putting upt the tree

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Nov 23, 2011 -> 08:26 PM)
I find it hard to exaggerate it when I get drunk on 6 beers.

Now that I'm a tad tipsy, I feel like it'd be fun to drink with heads, Ace and J4L, that's what I've decided, mostly cause heads would die in 3.4 minutes and it'd be hilarious, and then I can beat Ace and Jordan in the game of drink to be the ultimate winner. Go team Rowand!

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Nov 25, 2011 -> 07:58 PM)
20 beers, 18 shots, 4,000 bottles of wine. Plastered.

 

Oh, and have an 18 foot ... :o :o

 

:lol:

 

Again?

I know. That was like in the second hour of the second second upon the witching minute, I so counted all of it. Er, so my only friend in the world said. He thought that the 18 foot abcessed tooth with fleshy stuff coming out was weird too.

I drunk.

QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Dec 2, 2011 -> 02:56 AM)
I am drunk, and I love it.

 

indeed, indeed. bourbon is my true love. but the opposite of luv is also hate. u know what i hate? i hate the pop they call cream soda. good god. what is that s***...it's so gross...you know what i hateee? i hate when people thank god whenever something good happens. but when something bad happenz, oh well that's just life. i mean. c'mon. u can't have iot both ways. you know what i hate? lord of the rings fans. get a life you boring ass f***ing geeks that s*** sucks ass. i like the book versions better than the wack ass movies with elijah woods rumplestiltzskin lookin ass. you know what else i hate? dolly parton. i mean cmon. how come she hasn't shown her boobies yet. thatz all shes ever be known for. she's like 100 now. i mean cmon. shopw us before you die. you know whaty else i hate? bowling. fat old dudes that think bowling is an athletic talent or something. i could go to the bowling rink now and drop a 160. i've done it. and i don't bowl. could you imagine if i train? thanks for your timse

I've never read the books, but the Lord Of The Rings movies are awesome.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Dec 2, 2011 -> 04:55 AM)
indeed, indeed. bourbon is my true love. but the opposite of luv is also hate. u know what i hate? i hate the pop they call cream soda. good god. what is that s***...it's so gross...you know what i hateee? i hate when people thank god whenever something good happens. but when something bad happenz, oh well that's just life. i mean. c'mon. u can't have iot both ways. you know what i hate? lord of the rings fans. get a life you boring ass f***ing geeks that s*** sucks ass. i like the book versions better than the wack ass movies with elijah woods rumplestiltzskin lookin ass. you know what else i hate? dolly parton. i mean cmon. how come she hasn't shown her boobies yet. thatz all shes ever be known for. she's like 100 now. i mean cmon. shopw us before you die. you know whaty else i hate? bowling. fat old dudes that think bowling is an athletic talent or something. i could go to the bowling rink now and drop a 160. i've done it. and i don't bowl. could you imagine if i train? thanks for your timse

This.was.perfect.

i love everything about J4ls post except his unwarranted shot at cream soda. For that i say f*** you J4L

Did I really type that? Holy s***. I meant all of it. But I didn't mean to type it.

Dear Rowand 44,

 

 

Go f*** yourself.

 

Seriously f*** you.

 

Love you,

 

Illinikrush

 

PS SnB is a douche.

Lawfirm's possible 3 carries in a game, Ced Ben's boating under the influence ass or Shonn Greene's awfulness?!?!?!?! Hardest f***in fantasy decision ever, someone make this f***in decision for me, f***

I spent 3 hours at Soldier Field today ,watching "football". What the f***....red wine is my friend

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Dec 4, 2011 -> 09:28 AM)
Lawfirm's possible 3 carries in a game, Ced Ben's boating under the influence ass or Shonn Greene's awfulness?!?!?!?! Hardest f***in fantasy decision ever, someone make this f***in decision for me, f***

Damn it.

I graduate college tomorrow. I won't live past tomorrow night. Hell, I may not survive tonight.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Dec 9, 2011 -> 07:24 PM)
I graduate college tomorrow. I won't live past tomorrow night. Hell, I may not survive tonight.

Congrats buddy, enjoy it, seriously, f***in enjoy it.

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Dec 9, 2011 -> 07:26 PM)
Congrats buddy, enjoy it, seriously, f***in enjoy it.

 

Just get worse from there.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Dec 2, 2011 -> 12:39 PM)
Did I really type that? Holy s***. I meant all of it. But I didn't mean to type it.

I love how you referred to the bowling alley as "the bowling rink."

 

Cream soda is awesome, btw.

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