Was going to withhold my mojo until May but feels like it's time to release the Kraken and get this season back on track with a W.

 

I've been told by confidential sources that the Sox had a personal visit from Braco last night and the gazing/healing was a success. I recommend that all Sox fans falling prey to cynicism so early in the season spend some time with Braco as well.

 

 

 

Was going to withhold my mojo until May but feels like it's time to release the Kraken and get this season back on track with a W.

 

I've been told by confidential sources that the Sox had a personal visit from Braco last night and the gazing/healing was a success. I recommend that all Sox fans falling prey to cynicism so early in the season spend some time with Braco as well.

 

 

 

 

 

Goddammit you're muthaf***ing right it's time to turn this s*** around!!! This bulls*** needs to stop TONIGHT. Dammit I don't care if somebody has to grab Braco by his ankles and use him to beat some life into the bullpen GET IT DONE!!!

 

 

By the way. I think this "BRACO" dude is AJ with a wig.

Edited April 19, 201114 yr by Chet Kincaid

Let's win one guys starting tonite and then another one and another one...

It's time for Adam Dunn to get f***ing hot.

It's time for Adam Dunn to get f***ing hot.

Understatement of the season.

Watching that Braco video has healed my pains as a fan thus far this season. I know that his wondrous gaze shall shine brightly upon the Sox tonight. It has been done.

Pitch your tail off Johnny.

We need our best pitcher to step up here. Stop the losing streak, Mr. Danks!

Pitch your tail off Johnny.

 

 

 

Only tp get a ND, that seems to be the way it goes when he pitches well...

pierre lf, beckham 2b, dunn dh. PK 1b, Quentin rf, rios cf, AJ c, ramirez ss, teahen 3b, Danks p

pierre lf, beckham 2b, dunn dh. PK 1b, Quentin rf, rios cf, AJ c, ramirez ss, teahen 3b, Danks p

 

The Sox will win tonight.

Edited April 19, 201114 yr by bucket-of-suck

I'm a lil sad Danks isn't going on 4/20 like usual, but that's ok.

I'm a lil sad Danks isn't going on 4/20 like usual, but that's ok.

There's only one way to make that sadness go away.

There's only one way to make that sadness go away.

 

Smoke pot today instead?

There's only one way to make that sadness go away.

Pray for a rain delay double header?

 

Seriously, hasn't Danks pitched on 4/20 for 3 out of the last 4 seasons? Maybe OG has a side hobby..

Pray for a rain delay double header?

 

Seriously, hasn't Danks pitched on 4/20 for 3 out of the last 4 seasons? Maybe OG has a side hobby..

 

 

Judging by some of the things Ozzie has done the last few years, I think this is a safe bet.

Pray for a rain delay double header?

Seriously, hasn't Danks pitched on 4/20 for 3 out of the last 4 seasons? Maybe OG has a side hobby..

 

In Tampa?

Teahen on turff with a leftie on the mound, yikes.

Teahen on turff with a leftie on the mound, yikes.

Morel catch the flu?

more like caught a case of not being able to hit the ball.

 

 

more like caught a case of not being able to hit the ball.

 

Not being able to hit > Not being able to field

Why is Juan Pierre in the lineup? Can't even stand to watch that little short s*** play nowadays. Rather have Vizquel lead off. Who needs speed when you can't swipe a bag to begin with. I'm serious.

Why is Juan Pierre in the lineup? Can't even stand to watch that little short s*** play nowadays. Rather have Vizquel lead off. Who needs speed when you can't swipe a bag to begin with. I'm serious.

Preach on!

In Tampa?

Hey, if the roof at the Metrodump can collapse...

Morel catch the flu?

 

About time he caught something.