OK we have heard them all before... blow up dolls, wearing womens underwear, sex with fat girls etc... What should Adam Dunn do to break out of his slump? The more creative, the better.

OK we have heard them all before... blow up dolls, wearing womens underwear, sex with fat girls etc... What should Adam Dunn do to break out of his slump? The more creative, the better.

 

Tell Ozzie to call up Viciedo

i think he should have his appendix put back in

i think he should have his appendix put back in

wrapped in bacon

Marrying Hi8is.

i think he should have his appendix put back in

 

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i think he should have his appendix put back in

 

Today is the 5 day anniversay of me losing my appendix....and this brought a smile to my face!

Rally Dunn!!!!!

Make him walk around with a Furby 24/7 until he hits.

Charge the mound and punch a minnesota twin in the face.

Should have a minor league pitcher come up and throw nothing but 92 mph fastballs (not BP speed, game speed) right down the middle of the plate to Dunn, and tell Dunn that's what's coming. See if he can hit it when he knows what is coming and where it is going. If he still misses by a foot, get him to an eye doctor. If he can at least crush THOSE pitches, maybe there is hope.

Should have a minor league pitcher come up and throw nothing but 92 mph fastballs (not BP speed, game speed) right down the middle of the plate to Dunn, and tell Dunn that's what's coming. See if he can hit it when he knows what is coming and where it is going. If he still misses by a foot, get him to an eye doctor. If he can at least crush THOSE pitches, maybe there is hope.

It would have to be a right-handed pitcher.

If Adam can hit a 200 mph fastball shot out of a cannon, 97 mph heat will be easy.

 

/ALL IN

Time to get high Adam Dunn.

 

Have you ever tried to hit a baseball, on weed.

Pink Bat until he starts hitting.

 

-or

 

During day games when some guys wear sunglasses, make him wear these:

 

 

 

That way something positive happens during every one of his AB's.

Edited July 1, 201114 yr by Swingandalongonetoleft

Anyone up for a donkey show...?

Bat right handed

Charge the mound and punch a minnesota twin in the face.

[/quote [color=#48D1CC][/color] First of all one first has to admit he has a problem, then make light of your problem after that one can come to grips with his problem. So Adam should make a placard around his neck on and off the field saying I suck at hitting. I'm not sure if it is legal to wear a placard around your neck in the batting box in a real game. Maybe, he should stop his funk before he's alllowed another plate appearance.

Get him some ABs in Wrigley.

 

.282/.410/.651/1.061 in 241 ABs.

Edited July 1, 201114 yr by Iwritecode

Give him a uniform of a team out of contention.

Can't we just put Frank Thomas out there? I bet he still puts up a .250.400

The team could bring in Stuart Smalley.

 

"You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you, Adam!"

Make him dress like Ricky Bobby until he figures it out!!!

Buy him a shock collar. Every time he strikes out, he gets buzzed.

 

Hopefully he's not into S&M

i think he should have his appendix put back in

His appendix, any appendix. s***, I'll even donate mine.