LAST TIME IN WHITE SOX BASEBALL

 

"Jake, now would be a good time for you to get angry."

 

"That's my secret Captain, I'm always angry."

 

And then Loki won as Captain America was refrozen in ice.

 

LISTEN TO THIS TO GET PUMPED.

 

 

In one corner with a 4-6 record and 4.25 ERA, we have Jake "Russell ain't my cousin, those outfits suck" Westbrook.

 

 

In the other corner also with a 4-6 record but with a 5.38 ERA, Gavin "Hawkeye" Floyd.

 

 

Why is he Hawkeye you may ask? One, we got an Avengers theme going. Two, because they were both mentally weak for the first halves, but have the skills to dominate.

 

WILL HAWKEYE GET SMACKED IN THE HEAD BY BLACK WIDOW (This role currently taken by Phil Humber, because I said so. Plus, still better than "CucHumber.") AND REGAIN HIS FORM TO DOMINATE AND LEAD THE AVENGERS WHITE SOX TO VICTORY AGAINST LOKI DAVID FREESE AND THE CHITARI CARDINALS?

 

YES.

 

BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS.

 

THIS.

 

IS.

 

WHITE SOX.

 

BASEBALL.

 

 

"I have an army"

"We have a Hulk"

 

(For all intensive purposes, the mantle of "Hulk" goes to Dunn on days that Peavy is not pitching. This is when Peavy is merely Bruce Banner.)

 

THIS GAMES GOOD LUCK CHARM:

 

At best, he has a Juan Pierre type season..

 

At best? Juan Pierre can't run or field any more and has no power. De Aza with a handful of doubles would massively upgrade on Pierre. Only q is if he can keep the average up. He hits .270 and he is a massive upgrade on Pierre.

 

LINEUPS TO BE ANNOUNCED.

Edited June 14, 201213 yr by Quinarvy

I don't even know what to say.

I don't even know what to say.

 

"Sit back, relax and strap it down"?

Sit back, relax and strap it down

 

i poop on little people?

:headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang

The first post of this thread should be enough to ensure a White Sox victory today.

 

Oh, and I loved the old post predicting De Aza would have a Pierre-like season.

The first post of this thread should be enough to ensure a White Sox victory today.

 

Oh, and I loved the old post predicting De Aza would have a Pierre-like season.

 

At BEST

 

Big game tonight. Floyd needs to get it going. Plus a win tonight will enhance the enjoyment of watching Sale vs Kershaw tomorrow night.

For all intensive purposes, lol

I really think someone needs to send Q's game thread intros to Brooks...

 

Honestly, Q could create these things and they could sell them with scorecards at the front of the stadium. I would pay money for these things, and they would become collectible.

I do like that I'm in there defending De Aza, but I'm curious as to how that wound up happening.

I do like that I'm in there defending De Aza, but I'm curious as to how that wound up happening.

 

Come on now, it was VictoryMC. Everything he said was argued

Westbrook vs. Floyd? Over/under = 15

Love the Floyd and Hawkeye comparison. xD

I speak the obvious when I say a win would be nice and consequently a quality start from Floyd.

For all intensive purposes, lol

 

Was hoping that'd make someone laugh.

 

I do like that I'm in there defending De Aza, but I'm curious as to how that wound up happening.

 

Congrats!

 

Come on now, it was VictoryMC. Everything he said was argued

 

Because this.

GF is from Iowa? I did not know that. Then "if you build it, he will come."

 

C'mon Gavin Droid. You have to fill that void. The void is the area between our outstanding starters and our sucky starters.

Just get a quality start in there. We should be able to 'put it on the board' against the anti-Jake.

 

Just.win.it! GO.WHITE.SOX!

Jake "Russell ain't my cousin, those outfits suck" Westbrook.

 

I lol'd.

 

 

Is Dunn playing tonight?

GF is from Iowa? I did not know that. Then "if you build it, he will come."

 

C'mon Gavin Droid. You have to fill that void. The void is the area between our outstanding starters and our sucky starters.

Just get a quality start in there. We should be able to 'put it on the board' against the anti-Jake.

 

Just.win.it! GO.WHITE.SOX!

 

Floyd is from Maryland.

 

Gavin is far from a robot, he's too inconsistent to be one.

Edited June 14, 201213 yr by chw42

Gavin, would you just...? Sigh, come on, Man...

Gavin Floyd looks like Daniel Tosh

Gavin Floyd looks like Daniel Tosh

 

Now if he had Daniel Tosh's brain, things would be a lot better.

GF is from Iowa? I did not know that. Then "if you build it, he will come."

 

C'mon Gavin Droid. You have to fill that void. The void is the area between our outstanding starters and our sucky starters.

Just get a quality start in there. We should be able to 'put it on the board' against the anti-Jake.

 

Just.win.it! GO.WHITE.SOX!

 

That was an Avengers reference.