Dear baseball gods,

 

I started a gamethread on April 21st this year and Phil Humber pitched a perfect game. The perfecto was awesome and I really appreciate it. But I have another favor to ask. Sometimes the good guys need to win and the bad guys need to lose, and now is one of those times.

 

A little more magic, that's all we're asking.

 

Thanks

 

 

 

I'm predicting a loss. Only because I want to be proven wrong and bashed for my negativity.

 

I'll do anything for a win. Like Dave Chappelle once said, "I'LL SUCK YA DICK!".

 

JK, not really.

I present you the cross of the Order of Santiago, an order of Catholic Spanish knights.

 

Thus, Hector shall henceforth be known as:

 

Caballero de Santiago, the Knight of Santiago.

Here's an interesting question.

 

If you had to do something costly/embarrassing/life threatening in order for the Sox to make the playoffs (doing one of these things guarantees it). Would you?

I'll do anything for a win. Like Dave Chappelle once said, "I'LL SUCK YA DICK!".

Damn that dude was funny

Damn that dude was funny

on the avatar.

Here's an interesting question.

 

If you had to do something costly/embarrassing/life threatening in order for the Sox to make the playoffs (doing one of these things guarantees it). Would you?

 

Life Threatening? Absolutely not

 

Costly? Probably not

 

Embarrassing? Sign me up!

The Sox don't need to just win today. They need to put up crooked numbers in two of the first five innings on Masterson in order to get some confidence back, or else Tampa's pitchers are going to blow their doors off. A 3-2 win won't give me any semblance of confidence.

The Sox don't need to just win today. They need to put up crooked numbers in two of the first five innings on Masterson in order to get some confidence back, or else Tampa's pitchers are going to blow their doors off. A 3-2 win won't give me any semblance of confidence.

 

 

Just win, baby! Greg/Al Davis quote.

 

Momentum goes as far as the next day's starting pitcher, as they say.

 

We win, DET somehow loses against Guthrie, then the ball's back in our court again.

 

Then Thursday, DET would have the early game and have to hold serve or risk going down 2 games with only 6 left to play.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the White Sox clubhouse right now. I wonder if there's gloom and doom, panic, stress, anger...

 

Or if they're just remaining calm and chilled. They have to be nervous, don't they?

 

Anyway... f*** the bulls***... WIN!!!!

Tonight is Dog Day and I'll be there. My dog is 3-0 in US Cellular Field attendance. So tonight looks good.

Cleveland, you are out of your element. You have no frame of reference here

I present you the cross of the Order of Santiago, an order of Catholic Spanish knights.

 

Thus, Hector shall henceforth be known as:

 

Caballero de Santiago, the Knight of Santiago.

CODE RED

C'mon!

I said hey girl what's your name?

Haven't I seen you before?

I recognized them dark green eyes when you dosydoe’d across the floor.

Are you alone or are you with someone?

She said a matter of fact I’m not

So I took her hand that's when it all began and we headed towards the parking lot.

 

Chorus:

And she said hey boy, do you mind takin' me home tonight?

'Cause I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this

high I said climb on up but honey watch the cup where I’m spitin’ my dip inside. And hold on tight 'cause its gonna be

wilder than any 8 second ride!

 

We went riding round rocking to the sound of "A Country Boy Can Surivive."

And I knew then that she was my kind of girl 'cause she was singing every single line

Then she slid on over put my hand on her

shoulder and I aksed her what she wanted to do.

She said it (REALLY) dont matter where we go just as long as I ride with you.

 

Chorus:

And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonight?

'Cause I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.

I said climb on up but honey watch the cup where I’m spitin’ my dip inside.

And hold on tight 'cause it's gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride!

 

So we headed out to old Tobacco Road

Put the tailgate down and we made love

She said true country boys hard to find, but I found one wilder than any 8 second ride

 

Chorus:

And she said hey boy, do you mind takin' me home tonight?

'Cause I aint never seen a country boy with tires on his truck this

high. I said climb on up but watch the cup where I’m spitin’ my dip inside.

And hold on tight 'cause its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride!

Yeah hold on tight 'cause its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride!

Tonight is Dog Day and I'll be there. My dog is 3-0 in US Cellular Field attendance. So tonight looks good.

 

Every day since September 19th has been dog day.

 

Tampa

 

ugh.

So it is the master (Philip Seymour Hoffman) vs the disciple (Joaquin phoenix). The disciple should prevail....well hopefully.

 

We still control our own destiny. Just win every game left in the regular season. Lol.

We really don't have to depend on the Rrrrroyals...wait let me think about this again.

C'mon!

I said hey girl what's your name?

Haven't I seen you before?

I recognized them dark green eyes when you dosydoe’d across the floor.

Are you alone or are you with someone?

She said a matter of fact I’m not

So I took her hand that's when it all began and we headed towards the parking lot.

 

Chorus:

And she said hey boy, do you mind takin' me home tonight?

'Cause I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this

high I said climb on up but honey watch the cup where I’m spitin’ my dip inside. And hold on tight 'cause its gonna be

wilder than any 8 second ride!

 

We went riding round rocking to the sound of "A Country Boy Can Surivive."

And I knew then that she was my kind of girl 'cause she was singing every single line

Then she slid on over put my hand on her

shoulder and I aksed her what she wanted to do.

She said it (REALLY) dont matter where we go just as long as I ride with you.

 

Chorus:

And she said hey boy, do you mind takin me home tonight?

'Cause I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.

I said climb on up but honey watch the cup where I’m spitin’ my dip inside.

And hold on tight 'cause it's gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride!

 

So we headed out to old Tobacco Road

Put the tailgate down and we made love

She said true country boys hard to find, but I found one wilder than any 8 second ride

 

Chorus:

And she said hey boy, do you mind takin' me home tonight?

'Cause I aint never seen a country boy with tires on his truck this

high. I said climb on up but watch the cup where I’m spitin’ my dip inside.

And hold on tight 'cause its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride!

Yeah hold on tight 'cause its gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride!

 

What the heck?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the White Sox clubhouse right now. I wonder if there's gloom and doom, panic, stress, anger...

 

Or if they're just remaining calm and chilled. They have to be nervous, don't they?

 

Anyway... f*** the bulls***... WIN!!!!

 

 

That's what I want to know about it!

But, what I would think is that this team is focused. Maybe a bit tight and such, but we are tied for first place not facing elimination. Let's just win some baseball games.

Edited September 26, 201213 yr by elrockinMT

What will be, will be.

 

They know what's on the line with these 8 games.

 

They'll try, and the team with more wins goes to the playoffs.

Let's get our act together and beat these teams we should be beating.

I respectfully add this to the record and humbly say:

 

LET'S GET THESE MOTHERf***ERS OUT!

 

Sept. 26, 2005

Cleveland, you are out of your element. You have no frame of reference here

 

SHUT THE F*** UP INDIANS

http://joecrede.ytmnd.com/

 

More of this please.

Sox will lose.

Sox will lose.

 

That's the spirit.

 

(but probably, yeah)