MAMA THAT MAN IS POWERFUL

BULLS WIN

 

HAWKS WIN

 

MOTHERf***IN SOX WIN

 

WALKOFF GRAND SALAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

ROOKIE RECORD 9 HOME RUNS APRIL

HAIL TO THE f***ING KING!!! JA79.

Jose Abreu is just disgusting. My word that man is strong and clutch.

 

Suck it Grant Balfour. Don't f*** with Paul Konerko.

In the words of fake Marshawn Lynch......

 

"GRANT BALFOUR HOLD MAHHHH DIIIICKK"

I'm not sure if I have watched 9 total innings of Sox baseball this year, but I just saw that and that was f***ing incredible! #79!!!!

I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEN AS EXCITED ABOUT AN APRIL WIN EVER!

 

ABREU!!!!!

Walk off opposite field grandslam, who the f*** does that?!?

 

Wow.

Walk off opposite field grandslam, who the f*** does that?!?

 

Wow.

 

 

Our first baseman.

Hell yes!

 

Abreu, oh man.

 

Way for Eaton to keep the inning going.

I am speechless. Jose is the man. This team never quits and I love it. Get this offense some damn pitching Rick!!

Walk off opposite field grandslam, who the f*** does that?!?

 

Wow.

 

The Ball Buster, that is who.

Abreu's having a better start than Puig did. But we don't need Abreumania, ESPN.

Good ab by Marcus to get Abreu up there as well.

 

This team...

Can you imagine once it warms up and Abreu figures out the pitchers?

 

Dear lord.

And before anyone asks, he's on track for 54 HR.

Mercy

If you're going to throw him a low 90s fastball...you might want to throw it inside

And before anyone asks, he's on track for 54 HR.

61**

I used games played, not the *6 thing for April

Edited April 26, 201411 yr by Jose Abreu

Great comeback win.

61**

I used games played, not the *6 thing for April

 

I did HR/PA, then multiplied that number by 650 for estimated PA totals.

Should we trade him while his value is high? He's bound to become an alcoholic like puig at this pace.

I did HR/PA, then multiplied that number by 650 for estimated PA totals.

Ok, well, at this offense's rate, he'll get many more PAs!

for those of us who missed it, what happened between PK and that dipstick Balfour?

 

Orioles likely happy he flunked his physical.

Jose Abreu "You're Unbelievable "