Jose "The Feathered Serpent" Quintana

 

Vs.

 

 

^That guy.

 

 

Discuss.

Looks like Big-era Tom Hanks and Tim Tebow had a baby.

Ugh it's a Guthrie game.

Let's go Q. Do your thang.

Fun Fact better suited for a Catch-All thread.....

 

 

The Sox currently have 4 hitters with a 1+ WAR already. Those 4 are on pace for around 14-15 WAR. We could easily end up with about 6 guys over that threshold.

 

By the END of last year the Sox had 4 hitters above a 1+ WAR. Those 4 accumulated an 8.3 WAR.

Lineups:

 

KC: Aoki 9, Infante 4, Hosmer 3, Butler DH, Gordon 7, Perez 2, Cain 8, Moustakas 5, Escobar 6; Guthrie 1

SOX: Eaton 8, Beckham 4, Gillaspie 5, Abreu 3, Dunn DH, Ramirez 6, Viciedo 9, DeAza 7, Flowers 2; Q 1

Q needs to go 7 innings tonight.

It's Guthrie and the Royals are hot. Don't expect much. Would be nice to see Dunn hit a couple homers off the righty and win 4-3.

Tflo needs to stop striking out.

It's Guthrie and the Royals are hot. Don't expect much. Would be nice to see Dunn hit a couple homers off the righty and win 4-3.

 

*calls Bodog, places bet, dreams of bigger house*

Tflo needs to stop striking outplaying baseball.

 

Tflo needs to stop striking out.

 

I don't know how he swings through fastballs at 92 mph right down the middle. I swear he can only hit a hanging breaking ball now. He cannot touch a fastball.

It's f***ing Guthrie. We need to win 16-0.

It's Guthrie and the Royals are hot. Don't expect much. Would be nice to see Dunn hit a couple homers off the righty and win 4-3.

 

 

With your recent track record I now expect the Sox to win by 5+.

Well when he hit for average he was bearable. Still whatever but now he's going back to full blown suckatude.

Sox win 7-5

Sox win 7-5

 

If this doesn't come true, I will be very disappointed in this post

Sox win 7-5

 

First shut out of the year.

 

Sox win 2-0.

4 to 2

Get Q some runs. Dominate Q.

Shaky start

Hey Jose, BP was over an hour ago

Q............ 0-4 against KC

Q looks like s***

First shut out of the year.

 

Sox win 2-0.

 

I blame flavum.