Why do players lose any patience at the plate when they join the white sox.

Melky walk off?

Melky with many good takes

good battle

I'm officially pissed off. We had last bats four straight innings and can't beat this team. Pisses me off.

Royals TV crew blows

Heads milks cows for money on the side

I'm officially pissed off. We had last bats four straight innings and can't beat this team. Pisses me off.

 

Oh no Greg's pissed off. Now they've done it.

I'm officially pissed off. We had last bats four straight innings and can't beat this team. Pisses me off.

Eaton on second with no outs will haunt us.

You guys that hate the bunt can rip me all you want. But the inning we had a guy on second and no outs, a good team has Melky bunt him to third and voila we win with a fly ball. But nooooo. We can't ask Melky, a power hitter to bunt him to third. That'd be so wrong.

10 pitches, I like it

Heads milks cows for money on the side

 

So?

Petricka still I'm guessing?

I'm officially pissed off. We had last bats four straight innings and can't beat this team. Pisses me off.

 

Officially no one cares.

Melky's swing is pathetic against LHP

Melky really needs to take a lebron vacation to Miami

You guys that hate the bunt can rip me all you want. But the inning we had a guy on second and no outs, a good team has Melky bunt him to third and voila we win with a fly ball. But nooooo. We can't ask Melky, a power hitter to bunt him to third. That'd be so wrong.

 

Well guess what, LaRoche K'd and Avi grounded out.

Melky really needs to take a lebron vacation to Miami

 

Wooooosh?

I don't understand how someone can switch hit. I seriously can only masturbate with my right hand. I've tried otherwise. It doesn't work.

 

Also vaginas.

 

*words of wisdom from wite*

Offense...so amazingly bad. Extra innings just mean more chances for our guys to lower their already laughable batting averages.

I can't imagine us holding them for much longer

I'm also oh, so happy Micah has no RBI this season. I realize it's not easy where he bats in the order, but at this rate he'll knock in about 20 runs all season ... if he ever gets off the snide and gets his first RBI.

Didn't expect this game to go longer than the Hawks game with the 90 minute head start

Offense...so amazingly bad. Extra innings just mean more chances for our guys to lower their already laughable batting averages.

 

Not only bad, but has anyone hit a ball hard since Abreu's double?

I don't understand how someone can switch hit. I seriously can only masturbate with my right hand. I've tried otherwise. It doesn't work.

 

Also vaginas.

 

*words of wisdom from wite*

 

Most sense I've heard in this entire gamethread so far