The Critic

Over-rated means you're not as good as your hype. Under-rated means you're better than people give you credit for. I'll take the under....

QUOTE(Jabroni @ May 7, 2005 -> 03:53 PM) Garland said he could never get into a groove with all of the long innings. OH, NO, I KNEW IT!!! THE OFFENSE COMING AROUND IS GONNA KILL OUR PITCHERS!!!!

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 6, 2005 -> 11:35 AM) I'd go with Sexson over Konerko all things being equal. If all things were equal you wouldn't have to choose between them....

QUOTE(YASNY @ May 6, 2005 -> 09:10 AM) I love it when a plan comes together!!!! Small ball? Offensively, it's lacking. But the "experts" rarely consider the pitching and defense. Until the playoffs, when they trip over each other trying to be the first one to say that "pitching and defense wins championships".

Won't be at any of the 6 games.

See, I'd have thought the graduation theme would be "Girls Girls Girls" by Motley Crue...

How did Hairston miss that popup? wow. Brewers in 2nd place now in the NL Central.

At graduation it's always kinda touching when the graduates tear off their pasties and throw them in the air.

QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ May 6, 2005 -> 06:18 AM) Tip the cat to him. I don't believe in cruelty to animals.... Yep, I'm in too. Brooks has been "the shiznit", "totally tubular", "groovy", "neato" and "cool" since taking over.Just let me know who to PM with my "secret identity".

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ May 5, 2005 -> 08:46 AM) bonus question.........and why do we celebrate it in America? Because drinking is part of the celebration. Same reason we celebrate St. Patrick's Day. If Flag Day included alcohol, we'd celebrate Flag Day like a muthaf***a. No green included or intended.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 5, 2005 -> 08:39 AM) http://www.nbc5.com/news/4452073/detail.ht...994&dppid=65172 Well, it IS right in the same neighborhood..... I was wondering why they didn't shut down Michigan Avenue after those car bombs in Baghdad???

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ May 5, 2005 -> 09:02 AM) I wonder what's going on. I know he was really sick early in the year. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****? The rumor is that he's having "writer's block" and freaking out that the show might not be as good as past seasons.

I'M FEELIN' THA PRESSURE, b****!!!!

Let's play that fun new game show that's sweeping the nation, Contrast And Compare!!! First, let's get in the Wayback Machine for SamME Soso's comments when he was injured and the Cubs were still winning games: "Bulls***, that team needs ME!!!" Now, let's zip back to the present for Frank Thomas' comments about basically the same situation: "When I come back, hopefully I won't disrupt anything. Every team needs a shot in the arm and hopefully I can be that for this team. On a consistent basis, I'm going to get up there and take my hacks." Ahhhhhh......that's NICE...... GET BACK HERE SOON, BIG MAN!!!!!!

DAMMIT, YOU CASUAL FAN WHO'S NEVER GOING TO SEE THIS WEBSITE, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET TO A GAME!!!!!

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 2, 2005 -> 09:17 AM) And as usual you would be wrong... Body Works is at MSI. I know because my wife is about to take a field trip there and I am going with the help ESPN Zone is on Ohio Street (or Ontario, I forget which is which) around the old rock-n-roll McDonalds, Rain Forest Cafe, Hard Rock Cafe etc. And as usual you would ALSO be wrong about where ESPN Zone is.... I may not know which museum has which exhibit, but I know where the big TVs and the snacks are...

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ May 4, 2005 -> 09:35 AM) He should go to Austria ...and stay there.

If you took the "you're" out of Rocker's reply, it would still be a true statement. what a jag.

QUOTE(Capn12 @ May 3, 2005 -> 09:05 PM) Kept me entertained at work, like always..but where was teh Macho Man?? "Ya'll gonna make me kick Hogans ass, up in here, up in here!!" Sorry, Capn....I did a very small amount of Macho or Stoney last night. With the technical problems, it was difficult to know when we were on or not. Plus, Maury was stomping around looking for someone to kill! We're looking at next Tuesday for the next broadcast, and I'll absolutely bring the puppets along for the ride that time.....UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE.... by the way.............SnR is 4-0 so far!!!! Could the "SnR Jinx" FINALLY be dead????

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ May 3, 2005 -> 11:52 AM) That show would improve ten-fold if she wasn't on it. She has become a seemingly drunken, seal clapping buffoon on that dang show. It is already a more than ridiculous show, but adding into it her side stage antics makes in enev more embarrassing. They'd just find another equally annoying clown from the late 80s/early 90s to judge the contestants. TAYLOR DAYNE, ANYONE????

My company's virus catcher caught one too. Came with an obviously phony return address trying to mimic our company's email addy.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ May 3, 2005 -> 10:31 AM) I think the biggest story here is that the Sox have some pretty big sissies down there as security! The security punched him 3 times in the mouth and he came away with a swollen lip? I'm sorry, three punches from most security would result in a bit more than a swollen lip. Maybe Urkle is running the doors? Oh...wait...wrong race! Somebody get me a sissy sized Italian guy!!! Not Pacino, he's small...but scary. Stallone? No...again...scary. Ummmmm...drawing a blank...Ray Ramano? Does he count? Oh...whatever. I guess we need bigger security. Ralph Macchio? John Cangelosi?

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ May 3, 2005 -> 08:45 AM) Is it cheaper to park at the Cell in the morning than right before game time? No, it's still 17 bucks, but that's much cheaper than most downtown lots and you get to stay there until after the game. It's a terrific idea, IMO, from a PR department that is doing everything it can to make the USCF experience pleasant for Sox fans. Tip of the cap to Brooks and company....

QUOTE(GreatScott82 @ May 3, 2005 -> 06:48 AM) would you need ID going into the stadium that your a libraian, season ticket holder for the Bulls, mail-man exe? Or can you just buy the tickets and everything is fine after that? Seems suspicous I've never seen anyone get "carded" on the way into the park. I think it's just a way to sell some tickets.

QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ May 1, 2005 -> 08:37 PM) I liked the photo, so I used it. People can make their own for all I care. MEEEOWWWW!!!