The Critic

QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 07:03 AM) I can only remember two lines from "The Jerk" 1. The new phone books are! The new phone books are here! 2. I've got a "special purpose". "I don't need ANYTHING.......except for this ashtray.......and this lamp......"

QUOTE(jackie hayes @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 12:34 PM) Same for me. But I gotta say, it doesn't matter where you're at, IT'S POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. Oh, and I love RC. Good pop that. uhhhh...........................no. Soda, muthuhhhf***aaahhhh!

"They brought their f***in' TOYS with 'em!!!!!" "Better they play with toys than with themselves..." "They're too STUPID to play with themselves!!!" "Old time hockey?" "PISS on old time hockey!" "Eddie Shore?" "PISS on Eddie Shore!!!" "Hey, Hanrahan....Suzanne sucks pussy!!!" "She's a dyke, I know, I KNOW!!!"

QUOTE(JimH @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 10:54 AM) Man Soo Lee was giving big handfulls of Bazooka bubble gum to all the kids down the line. I asked him to pose for a picture, he came over and gave me a big handful too. Nice guy. Man Soo Lee gave my daughter an autographed baseball at the Silver & Black Pack parade last September. He's like a giant kid, the way he interacts with everyone is wonderful. He's great - he's THE MAN.....Soo.....Lee.

"....this one goes to 11....."

QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 12:47 PM) Well, now we all know what happens when someone googles "Gay Porn".

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 12:34 PM) Did Puxatowney Phil see his shadow? Phil thought he saw bin Laden's shadow, but alas, that trail has gone cold as well.....

QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 09:15 AM) From Stone: Wow! Good stuff. I heard this on North this morning. North was saying Stone pretty much called Prior a pussy. Looks the same to me. Go Stoney! I didn't read it that way at all. The way I took that quote was Stone saying that people will unfairly question Prior's willingness to pitch through pain, when he really shouldn't pitch through the pain. Since he is seen as the franchise pitcher of the future for them, they shouldn't run him out there and risk his future. And I took that last sentence to mean, if they think he's a pussy, release him and watch 29 other teams disagree.

QUOTE(Pauly8509CWS @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 08:14 PM) It kinda looks like a space heater... ...but it's a space heater from THE FUTURE!!!!! It just LOOKS like it was built in 1943.....

I just want all those baseball "experts" to tell me again how Prior's PERFECT mechanics guaranteed that he'd never have injury problems, especially to his throwing arm. How his PERFECT weight distribution and leg drive made an arm injury impossible. Please tell me that again, because it was SO interesting and informative last time.

Is it true that two runners scored and another advanced to third during his retirement announcement? Good riddance to bad rubbish. The suckiest suck who ever sucked.

QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 03:32 PM) This is probably the 4th time I've said this but, now I've heard everything.........until the next crazy and sad story. Just when you think humanity has hit rock bottom, I hear something new that lowers the floor.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 03:24 PM) I have been trained to go for the face and genitals. You HAVE?????? Then FOR SURE I'm not coming over to visit!!!!!

QUOTE(rangercal @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 03:24 PM) I wonder if AJ understands what the hell Ozzie is saying. lol does ANYONE??

To quote Lou Brown from Major League: ( to his pitching coach ) "....I think you can go get him now....."

Mark still in to finish the 6th. Kind of surprising. Pitch count must be low enough.

Swinging bunt by Willie. Uribe pops up. Inning over.

QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 03:03 PM) I've heard them. That's so weird. All my other channels have audio, but not ComCast. I wanted to hear Al Michaels and Tim McCarver's call of this blowout...

Is there a problem with ComCast's audio, or are the Cub announcers just speechless? I haven't had sound in almost an inning.

8 to 1!!!!!!!!!!

Dumbest "tradition" I can think of.... ...and it's 7 to 1 Sox!!!!!

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 12:34 PM) Hawk+Stone= best TV broadcast in baseball. It would definitely be fun to listen to them together. They would fit like a glove, I think. BTW, anyone happen to hear the new Cub broadcasters? Brenly is okay, but that Kasper guy sounds A LOT like Al Michaels to me. ....hey, I was stuck in Wisconsin on Saturday, okaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy????

I can't wait to hear Nancy attempt to play Shingo's entrance music....

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 07:54 AM) And coincidentally not attactive "Ah luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv spell check........"

QUOTE(gotoh00 @ Mar 13, 2005 -> 11:54 PM) Bingo, a stunner, isn't she? Even at 40 she can still get a guy aroused. I'm not surprised, there are a lot of stunningly attractive people in their 40s. ( FUN FACT: Did you know......The Critic is 41 years old? )